"You asked for my hand."

Spoony is offered some help in the inevitable fight against the Black Lantern Spoony...but is he willing to accept it?

Linkara wants to make Linking Up with Linkara, but his pesky inner feminist won't let him write a script. Only solution? Turn to the original. But that's a lot of alcohol...

Paw makes the mistake of crossing paths with Insano. He flees to Todd in hopes of sympathy.

Spoony/Linkara. Linkara is 16 and their real-world age gap is in place, making Spoony about 22-23. Slightly jaded college grad inducting a (mostly) innocent virgin into a new world of sensual pleasure, with total consent on everyone's part, pleeze.

"If we're going to do this, it can't be with the end of a guitar string and ink dipped from a ball point pen."

Knocking is a virtue.

God knows why I do but I fancy a genderswapped, I-don't-mind-what-happens-as-long-as-its-fun fairytale. Something like Critic as Sleeping Beauty, Linkara as Snow White or Spoony as Cinderella...

TL; DR, Dr. Insano has his first time taken by SWS!Spoony, tries to hide it, Linkara finds out anyway, and Toppy!Linkara/Shy!Semi-Traumatized!Dr. Insano sex happens.

Okay, so at least Insano hadn't taken things any further after Linkara passed out. He let himself fall back against the pillows, only to jolt back up when a whimper reached his ear. He tensed, but the sound was more broken than manic.

Lady Scarlett takes a bath with aid from her maidservant, Dayna.

An hour and three quarters later, still short the specific book he needed but richer by half a dozen other volumes he'd thought gone forever, he opened the last of the boxes in Sam's pile.

Janet folded her arms around her clipboard and smiled at the two men who stood staring at her, holding specimen cups and wearing nearly identical expressions of disbelief. "Washington wants to know if multiple trips through the Stargate has had any effect on reproductive ability. They want sperm count and sperm motility of all personnel who go off world, checked."