The way I saw it, I had two options for this. One is the one where Hardison is a reincarnated space prince, Eliot is the rollerblading space werewolf sent for him, and Parker is a bounty hunter and they all end up teaming up. The other is, well …

Jupiter doesn't feel ready for the bureaucratic nightmare of getting Titus to trial, or for the weirdness of being royalty in general. Fortunately, someone's written a guide exactly suited to her new needs.

She has a taste for those words on his tongue, one that she's not ashamed of satisfying.

A missing scene fic (spoilerific) between Captain Tsing & Jupiter Jones before she goes back to Earth, because I know I wasn't the only one who was sitting in the theater thinking "Stinger Apini, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LETTING YOUR DAUGHTER EXIT THE SCENE LIKE THAT?"

Even back on Earth, Jupiter finds there are more revelations to be had.

All Skyjumpers are omegas and help each other through their heats. But lucky Caine has himself an alpha now -- and Stinger's heat is shaping up to be a bitch this cycle, and he could really use her help, if Caine doesn't kill him for asking.

On their fourth date, Jupiter takes matters into her own hands.

Jupiter finds a light in Stinger's attic, and maybe she and Kiza can make this family work.

The Aegis swings by Earth with a request of Her Royal Highness every once in a while.

The one where Caine meets Jupiter's family. This is that one.

Is a good offense. Jupiter figures some shit out and makes a move.

I love dogs. I've always loved dogs. The post-credit scene you can't take your kids to see.

Kiza isn’t in school long before she realizes that her daddy isn’t much like other daddies, and she isn’t much like other little girls. Scenes from the lives of Sad Bee Dad and Cool Bee Daughter.

My Cousin is Dating an Alien, an essay by Moltka Bolotnikov, age 12 and ½.

The Apini Queen recognizes Jupiter's sovereignty. (Or: Space Bees, the ficlet.)

“Good boy,” she murmurs against his throat. He goes impossibly still – she’s got enough time to think huh before she’s fast asleep. The next day it feels like a dream, the way that the sweet memories from childhood go hazy and glow at the unravelled edges, so she wouldn’t even notice it if—well. If she weren’t impossibly in love with him. But she is. So she notices.

It's not until they're in freefall that it hits her. Caine Wise has no daemon. (A HDM Daemon AU where wings are made of dust, wolves make their own packs, and some pains fade with time).

She would definitely, definitely have to tell her family soon. They were being as non-obtrusive as a family of Russians could be about her mystery boyfriend. They knew her troubles in the past with men, how badly those relationships went, and she was thinking that none of them wanted to be the one to mess this one up by prodding.

Caine expected the sex and to do what he's told and to like it. He didn't expect to be taken care of and cuddled and thanked afterwards too.

Jupiter’s trying not to take it personally, but being inexplicably flinched away from is getting really, really old.

Okay, team, let's go steal the Earth.