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Zombie Invasions are Boring, Let's Play Video Games Instead
"On the bright side," Dick says as he shimmies down the building, "You didn't raise a group of homicidal, raging, vengeful killers and sociopaths so much as you raised a group of emotionally-volatile, obsessive, spiteful vigilantes and paper pushers."
The Trading Chain
"Yeah. Thanks. Just what I need. Black lipstick."
304b
"His name is Tim and I think my dick will never understand the difference between fear and arousal again."
Name Calling and Pigtail Pulling
"Didn't you know, Jason?" Tim says, voice light and taking on that tone that their public personas use, "I'm a winter. Lavender is my color."
Play Nice
"It's a match made in high society heaven." Tim drawls. "Also, it's your turn to make dinner tonight, you should get on that."
The Unicorns Were Unplanned
"Why does Ra's know how old my piercings are?" Tim asks, and does he know where they are.
Weird, I Like It
Tim refrains from telling Jason that most people are terrified of sharks. It seems a bit pointless. Tim isn't most people, after all.
I'm not your (fake) boyfriend!
"Is it too early to go and lock myself in my room and scream?"
Brothers
Kon raises an eyebrow, "You weren't kissing random people. I mean – you looked pretty goal oriented when you went off to shove your tongue down his throat and make friends with his tonsils."
Sunshine and Daisies
"This is the fortieth time." Jason says, "Just to point that out. I'm not complaining, or anything."
