Whee! A co-written story! And smut! Tesla and I decided to unite her Oz and my Xander to create... something. Sticking to our corresponding POVs, we tagged this back and forth until Tesla declared it done. You can thank her for getting the pornmobile on the road, by the way. I was gonna keep those poor boys talking aaaall night.

Keeping his eyes trained on the long section of candy in front of him, Xander tried desperately to remember the name of the boy a few feet away. He was pretty sure it started with a 'd.' Damien? Derek?

Xander's doing penance. He's penitential. He's so fucking sorry he can't say or think any word that isn't sorry or a synonym thereof.

[SLASH, X/Oz] Xander's trying to get along with Willow's new love interest. He's really, really trying.