A new arrival gives her opinion on the denizens of Smallville.

Size matters. Except when it doesn't.

It was spoken: "I want one hot man watching another man jerk off until he has to touch." Thus, it was answered.

Lois Lane's son, Jason White, is hiding his powers until he literally runs into Conner Kent, also known as Superboy.

Sequel to "Rich Man's Darling." -- Luthor said warmly. "I'll make it worth your while." He rose from his chair and brought the baby over to Chase. "Clark's been devouring parenting books at a prodigious rate. He thinks Conner should have a well-baby check, and he didn't care for the doctor I originally suggested. Toby's wonderfully discreet, but he really does make a better emergency field medic than he does a pediatrician."

The Joker kidnaps Lex, intending to kill the president and discredit Superman all in one. Things don't quite go according to plan.-- Stewart ticked off on his fingers. "Withstood torture, beat up the Joker, shtupped Superman—" Wolf-whistles broke out in the crowd as Stewart spread his hands and said, "All I can say is—our president can beat up your president."

What if Clark were a good bit more of an alien than we think he is? And what if Lex found out about it?

Maybe it doesn't have to be so complicated, after all.

Clark goes on spring break to New Orleans and gets more than he bargained for.

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