Continent hopping scrambled her time sense for days but Faith guessed that the night was still young as she swung, loose hipped and grinning, out of the London club. Leavin' early. Gettin' old, she thought. Or the Watcher's rubbing off on me.

Romance, intrigue, and distinctly bad prose are unleashed on Hogwarts when the identity of the mysterious Gertrude Perkins is finally revealed.

In the summer of 1998, after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry comes out to his friends.

"Think of it as an exercise in interhouse relations," Eames says, slinging an arm around Arthur's shoulders. "We could share secrets! And braid each other's hair! And do, I don't know, trust falls." Hogwarts!AU.

Fourth Year Toph Bei Fong holds the record for the most detentions served by a single student in five hundred years of Hogwarts's illustrious history. She has a tattoo, regularly gets illegal paraphernalia from Hogsmeade, and is proud of being the reason for every last one of McGonagall's gray hairs. She's also the single most hated person in the whole school.

Five brothers, five days in a week.

"This is totally worse than the time they didn't tell me Cadbury chocolate is so much better here because they wanted to keep it all for themselves, the assholes. Flying broomsticks."

Ten facts about three Hogwarts students.

Every Tuesday, Head Auror Harry Potter gets a new secretary, until one day he hires Draco Malfoy, who is oddly determined to find out why.