Fred and George open their joke shop but with another shop underground, a sex toyshop.

Harry spends a post-OotP Christmas at the Weasleys.

Ron walked back into the room, carrying a basket filled with ripe, glistening fruits, quite different from Mrs. Weasley's biscuits and candies. "There's even a note. 'I do hope we can put all this behind us. -- V'"

Harry is drawn into Fred and George's circle.

Hermione wakes up as a boy. Slashy wackiness ensues.

"I've never seen it plant on a person before."

The twins decide Harry is spending too much time with his thoughts.

Going back to Hogwarts Harry notes another who seems to be as depressed as he used to be. He decides to help.

Harry wakes up on his sixteenth birthday and decides that he does not want to die a virgin.