There are 10 golden rules for surviving a zombie apocalypse. I have them written down in a little imaginary notebook in my mind.

"This week, Jamie," Adam said, "we're looking at the myths around zombies."

"After the zombie apocalypse, Jamie and Adam dispel several misconceptions about the undead enemy."

“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window. There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen. “Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says. And then it swallows you.

It was an accident.

"On the bright side," Dick says as he shimmies down the building, "You didn't raise a group of homicidal, raging, vengeful killers and sociopaths so much as you raised a group of emotionally-volatile, obsessive, spiteful vigilantes and paper pushers."