It was not long after this conversation (and the subsequent conversations that involved copious use of the words 'cockslut' and 'bottom Bob') that the members of My Chemical Romance (sans Bob, naturally) decided to throw Bob a surprise gangbang party.

None of them really know what's up with Frank lately.

It started off as a joke.

Neither Frank nor Bob is the pregnant one, but they seem to be the ones doing all the freaking out. And they can’t even blame the hormones.

Everything's different when Lindsey gets pregnant.

Bad timing, bad luck, and the right kind of self-destructive taste.

Bob owns a yarn/knitting shop, and falls into an intense friendship when some interesting girls open up a shop next door.

Gerard passed over the lube and condoms, hesitated, then said, "This isn't a stunt dick thing." Adam raised an eyebrow. "Okay?" "Okay," said Gerard. "I'm just saying. I could take care of this myself." "I'm sure you're more than capable," said Adam in a soothing voice. "Look, if this is weirding you out, that's cool. Sometimes a guest star only seems like a good idea."

Patrick loves the tentacle beds. Bob is not so sure.