After a football loss, Puck convinces Kurt that he needs to be punished by sucking his cock. Little does Kurt know that Puck has other things planned.

"Do you have any idea what this means?" "Ummm...no?" Puck took pity on Finn's apparent lack of a working brain this early in the morning. "Kurt.....is fucking around....on both of us."

"Brittany wakes up a guy. She's pretty much okay with this. And then she remembers what a good boyfriend Kurt was, and that he's clearly lonely, but capital G Gay. So she decides to do him a favor (not that she won't be having fun, too). Oh, and Kurt knows it's a temporarily male Brittany, instead of a random guy. Because it would never occur to her to lie, or even think of waking up a different gender as an oddity."

Being at Dalton was supposed to keep Kurt safe. It should have at least made sure that the close minded idiots like Karofsky couldn't get to him. But being who he was, Kurt should have known better than to let his defenses down.

I wasn’t going to post this because it’s INSANE, but then...well. PWP! I wrote it! This never happens, guys, so...enjoy. In case you’re like WHO IN THE HELL IS BRENDON URIE? Here is a visual. He’s really hot and he makes funny faces like Darren does when he sings. Obviously they are MFEO.