Set post “Not Fade Away.” Spike and Angel have Shanshu’d and Giles brings together ‘The Men Behind the Slayers’ for a retreat.

Harry spends a post-OotP Christmas at the Weasleys.

Fred and George open their joke shop but with another shop underground, a sex toyshop.

Hermione wakes up as a boy. Slashy wackiness ensues.

Harry is drawn into Fred and George's circle.

Ron walked back into the room, carrying a basket filled with ripe, glistening fruits, quite different from Mrs. Weasley's biscuits and candies. "There's even a note. 'I do hope we can put all this behind us. -- V'"

They're her boys, and she loves them, and she'll do whatever it takes to keep them alive.

"I've never seen it plant on a person before."

It was not long after this conversation (and the subsequent conversations that involved copious use of the words 'cockslut' and 'bottom Bob') that the members of My Chemical Romance (sans Bob, naturally) decided to throw Bob a surprise gangbang party.

infidelity as a non-issue

Katy looked at him, and that was one of the best things about Katy - she got him, even when what she was getting wasn't something she'd ever gotten from him before. She saw Kris going out of his skin and turned to Adam and said, "Do you think we could go out with you?" She got him even when he didn't get himself.

It’s not that she doesn’t trust Kris, either, she thinks as she fills a glass with water from the tap and listens to the ice cubes clink. She knows him too well not to trust him, and it makes her smile, because before Kris it always seemed odd to her that knowledge of a person bred trust. It always seemed that the more you knew someone, the more you realized you couldn’t ever really know someone.

People get drunk. Things happen.

Lex loses a bet to Bruce. Madness ensues.

'Adam, you should tell Drake about it.' Katy leaned forward, her voice lowering a little. 'Adam knows *all* of Kris's stories. Kris tells him... *everything*. Every time I ever make a reference to anything in our past – Adam always gets it. Isn't that sweet?'

Neither Frank nor Bob is the pregnant one, but they seem to be the ones doing all the freaking out. And they can’t even blame the hormones.

Kris Allen, Adam Lambert, and Katy Allen talk to Rolling Stone about their arrangement.

It started off as a joke.

None of them really know what's up with Frank lately.

Ryan stumbles down the stairs and points at him accusingly. “You.” He says. “You are totally Spencer from the future, what the fuck.”

After a football loss, Puck convinces Kurt that he needs to be punished by sucking his cock. Little does Kurt know that Puck has other things planned.

So, she's been working on the whole attitude thing for about eight months now and it still doesn't work for her. The sequel to Here There Be Dragons.

Adam gets Tommy laid. Laws of physics are respected.

Shameless bb!OT3 cockslut!Spencer porn, for your viewing pleasure.

"Do you have any idea what this means?" "Ummm...no?" Puck took pity on Finn's apparent lack of a working brain this early in the morning. "Kurt.....is fucking around....on both of us."

Bob owns a yarn/knitting shop, and falls into an intense friendship when some interesting girls open up a shop next door.

Castiel thinks this should be celebrated. Dean's not there yet, but he's working on it. Sam's just happy to be included at all.

o it turns out imprinting doesn't work exactly the way everyone thinks it does. (In which Jacob gets a best friend with benefits, a boyfriend, a job, an apartment, a life, and, somewhat to his surprise, something close to a happy ending.)

For thirty-one days, Letty struggles to control the wolf inside, even while facing her past.

It was like drawing a line, was the thing: the line everyone always wanted to draw, with him on one side and Adam on the other.

Tommy and Kris shove Adam into a dark room. No talking necessary. They're in control and Adam doesn't mind.

Bad timing, bad luck, and the right kind of self-destructive taste.

Kris and Brad decide to make this Halloween memorable for Adam.

This is stupid. He's wandering around his own living room with dishpan hands, his attempts to make this evening some perfect romantic fantasy a failure already. Maybe he should have just gone with Barry White and enough candles to set off the smoke detector. AKA Adam has dinner with Kris and Katy.

Everything's different when Lindsey gets pregnant.

After a long few moments, half of an orange, and a quick scouring of his memory for relevant Archadian and Rabanastran political and cultural customs, Larsa realized that, should he be very patient and very clever, he could quite possibly have all three of them. Perhaps even at once.

Merlin has two pretty toys to play with.

How the Book of Genesis really should have gone.

Johnny's coach says he's only allowed to have sex if it's a threesome. Lucky for them, Adam has a third in mind.

"Do you like burgers? I like burgers."

"You are the worst agent ever," Johnny mouthed at Tara, who totally failed to leap to his defense as he was towed away, but he was mollified after it turned out he was being taken to Lambert's private dressing room.

Arthur/Merlin, Arthur/Lancelot/Merlin - Lancelot returns and comes under the belief that Arthur and Merlin are shagging like bunnies on speed. When he finds out that they're not, he decides to show them that they should be. Can be Lancelot directing the two or a full-on threesome.

A series of (relative) shorts focused on Mary Morstan from the 2009 Sherlock Holmes film.

Gerard passed over the lube and condoms, hesitated, then said, "This isn't a stunt dick thing." Adam raised an eyebrow. "Okay?" "Okay," said Gerard. "I'm just saying. I could take care of this myself." "I'm sure you're more than capable," said Adam in a soothing voice. "Look, if this is weirding you out, that's cool. Sometimes a guest star only seems like a good idea."

The twins decide Harry is spending too much time with his thoughts.

"Brittany wakes up a guy. She's pretty much okay with this. And then she remembers what a good boyfriend Kurt was, and that he's clearly lonely, but capital G Gay. So she decides to do him a favor (not that she won't be having fun, too). Oh, and Kurt knows it's a temporarily male Brittany, instead of a random guy. Because it would never occur to her to lie, or even think of waking up a different gender as an oddity."

Patrick loves the tentacle beds. Bob is not so sure.

Jensen doesn't ask—Well, he asks that one question, and yeah, in hindsight, he guesses that maybe it was a little stupid, but there are some questions that you just ask, especially when your friend's been shot. 'Are you okay?' and 'Can you walk?'—those are crucial.

"Just talking and showing won't help much. He needs to try things before he can get them right."

Three guys meet in a bar. Two of them need to break a curse. One of them is about to get very lucky indeed