The Joker kidnaps Lex, intending to kill the president and discredit Superman all in one. Things don't quite go according to plan.-- Stewart ticked off on his fingers. "Withstood torture, beat up the Joker, shtupped Superman—" Wolf-whistles broke out in the crowd as Stewart spread his hands and said, "All I can say is—our president can beat up your president."

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