ut, Brendon is Brendon, and so he says, "Sweetpea? Love of my life?" and Spencer's grinning all of a sudden, laughing, and he thinks, okay, this is okay. [Accidental marriage!fic]

It seemed like a good idea after five martinis in the Wynn high-rollers bar.

Kris/Adam - ARRANGED MARRIAGE

The IOA wants to replace John, but never fear, Rodney has a plan.

On some level, Roy knew that marriage would be a good career move.

This is not your typical SGC mission. No, not even for SG-1.

By my power as Captain of this vessel, I declare us wed!

"How was I to know?" Thor demanded. "Surely a 'Justice of the Peace' is meant to sentence evildoers! And why did he not say otherwise, if it was not so?"

Look. I don't even know if the man wants that kind of relationship. Y'know?

It was the perfect plan: break Dom out, go to Vegas, get married with Mia and get out of the country. Simple. Perfect. Fool-proof. Brian's plans never went well.

On the plus side, marriage is bound to be easier than proposing.

A lighthearted vignette wherein a young lady, away from home at a professional conference, utilizes the internet to discuss an important issue in interpersonal relationships with the young man she has been cohabiting with for several years. Files are sent, metaphors are abused, and a happy ending is guaranteed.

Stiles gets a proposal. Derek doesn't punctuate like normal people.

I said, will you marry me?

“I can’t believe you’d come to me with such a foolish matter!”

Jeff could explain it all but with Abed, he doesn't have to.

But she would be damned if she would let Andre take her legs out from underneath her.

Bruce really had no one else to blame but himself for allowing them to go to Vegas. What else was he expecting them to do?

Temari couldn't bake worth shit. It was commonly known among the village that Temari wasn't exactly a girlie-girl, but before their marriage Shikamaru'd had no concept of just how much the traditional wife he would be.

"Oh bloody fucking DAMN!" Sherlock shouted, apropos of nothing. John nearly dropped his tea. John turned and found Sherlock shaking his passport. "Mycroft made me French!"

Tony attends a wedding; Steve starts making a little space.

Turns out Jim Kirk's more than meets the eye, genetically speaking. There are a lot of consequences, mostly for Spock and his sanity.

In which Tsuna doesn't understand what the rest of the world is watching him for.

In which Tsuna is careless, briefly, when he shouldn't ought to be.

An AU oneshot based off of my fic "An Invincible Summer" The Massacre was prevented, and some things stay the same, but a lot of things are different. Mostly that Natsu ends up with a different Uchiha.

in which Jaime has A Very Sound Plan when it comes to his family's objections to his marriage with Brienne.

In order to get married, Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang have to follow the traditions handed down by their respective ancestors. It's only that those traditions are so damn weird, is all.

“Well, no one cares what you think!” Jin Zixun shouted, and Jin Zixuan flinched, already knowing that this was going to end in disaster. His older cousin – his father’s favorite of the lot – was mean at the best of times, and when he was angry, he was especially cruel. A kid like Jiang Cheng, barely nine, wouldn’t be able to deal with him. “You’ll never made anything of yourself, anyway; the best thing you’ll ever be is A-Xuan’s wife!”

Depending on how one looked at it, Nie Mingjue either should have gotten married years ago or didn’t need to marry at all. Especially not to Jiang Yanli. Still, when, after the war, she made the suggestion, however circumspectly, Nie Mingjue did not refuse immediately, but agreed to consider the matter.

Or: Five Times Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin Acted Super Married (And One Time They Sort Of Were Super Married).

“You can’t be picked if you’re married," Nicky says, like it's obvious. “I’m not married,” Alex replies. “You’re marrying me,” Nicky says, his jaw set. “You haven’t proposed."

“You,” Alex says, pointing at him. “Me,” he continues, pointing back at himself. “Married.” “Oh,” Nicky says. “Oh.” [It doesn't go any smoother after that.]

“So you’re boyfriends?” Connor and Dylan exchange a glance, and then Dylan says, “That’s not quite the word I’d use.” (Or: 5 times Dylan and Connor technically told the truth about their relationship.)

There were a lot of wedding gifts, oddly enough, although they weren't all meant in exactly the same spirit.

Jon joins his king, and brother, in bed. And his queen.

Margaery has no intention of being her family’s Elia Martell, nor is she foolish enough to play the dutiful, naïve queen consort and hope to escape with her head intact.

It’s probably a bad sign that Cad Bane, of all people, is judging his life choices.