Puck goes to a secret sex party & hooks up with a mysterious cross-dressing boy... Yeah, really, lol... Just read it! ;)

It’s not something he does often.

If Kurt hadn’t been looking at Finn he would never have seen the other person who did that same thing. Well, two other people, but everyone already knows about Rachel, no, what Kurt sees is a lot more interesting.

Cheerios are Puck's weakness.

Kurt wears corsets and lacey underwear and Puck notices everything.

Most of the guys in school would be relieved that Kurt wasn't attracted to them. But Puck is a stud. Kurt SHOULD want him, and Puck's going to do everything he can to prove it, no matter how much it pisses Kurt off.

One thing Puck does very well is going down on girls, and while Kurt might technically be a dude, he's still dressed like a girl

All drag artists are created equal (but some are more equal than others)