Ron walked back into the room, carrying a basket filled with ripe, glistening fruits, quite different from Mrs. Weasley's biscuits and candies. "There's even a note. 'I do hope we can put all this behind us. -- V'"

Draco shackled to a pillar. Harry wielding a sword. One goofy plot device. You do the math.

Adam uses handcuffs onstage. Kris gets ideas.

John stared down at his hands, a little numbly, watching Rodney wrap the long leather strap over and under his wrists, binding them together.

Gifts should never be questioned, especially when Sasha Fierce is playing along.

Off-World trouble puts Batman in a tight spot. It's Wally's fault, but Superman's the one who has to solve the problem. Kind of a first-time fic.

Ivy's learned something new. So will Robin.

Adam laughs again. "The Jamie Hyneman management philosophy." He does a silly voice. "Corporal punishment in the workplace - it works!"

John, Rodney and a room full of...things.

Merlin has two pretty toys to play with.

Really, if Merlin had known that helping out the barmaid who'd shyly tugged at his sleeve that evening would lead to being tied to an alter in only a few gauzy bits of cloth waiting to be sacrificed to the "Great Spider-God Yezud, fo'ever praised be She of the eight-thousand eyes," he certainly would never have agreed to meet her in the nearby cave, no matter how low her blouse had slipped.

"Alright, you've got me. Now what're you going to do?"

Patrick loves the tentacle beds. Bob is not so sure.

Jamie showed him the rope and said, "It helps me think."

Neal forgot to turn off his audio transmitter before engaging in some personal business. Well, "forgot"...

Going back to Hogwarts Harry notes another who seems to be as depressed as he used to be. He decides to help.

Judas Liz assumes that, because Iron Liz is dressed all femmey and cute, that she's somehow less of a warrior. She's very, very wrong.

Sophie's part of the con is more enjoyable than everyone else's. (Spoilers for 4x11 The Experimental Job!)

Smutty, kinky, threesome slash.

How to corrupt a superhero without really trying.

It's not all bad when Jim and Leonard awake in a strange room containing a large pool of water - until the tentacles start appearing.

"The first watch keeps the correct time. Always. Terezi tried starting out of sync the third time they played this game, but without that one thread of the right beat to cling to, the grating wrongness of the other watches knocked Dave out of the mood long before he could hit trance state." Terezi/Dave, idiosycratic forms of bondage.

Problem: the drones induce pailing via chemical stimulus that boosts concupiscent instincts and dampens higher brain functions. Problem: pinning your matesprit to the nearest available surface is a concupiscent instinct, and using psionic power is a higher brain function. Problem: pinning your matesprit to the nearest available surface is a concupiscent instinct...and controlling your freakish physical strength is a higher brain function. Problem: being anywhere near Equius come pailing time is 100% likely to kill you. Solution: apply higher brain function ahead of time.

eridan is so tolerable when he can't talk

Looking into mirrors has always messed with your head, but this is nothing like a mirror image. It’s like looking at yourself distorted even further, sharper, the bare bones and skin shaped into something more solid, but still thin and tense and narrow.

Toretto eyed Hobbs up and down, a speculative light in his dark eyes. "Just how flexible are you?"

The cop smirks at him, smug and self-satisfied, from mere inches away. "Told you I'd see you soon, Toretto."

It startles him to see a human shape on his altar tonight.

Abed only wants to be tied up when he's Batman. Annie only wants to do the tying when she's Annie. Troy's up for anything, especially if it involves butts, nipples, or kissing. Best. Scene. Ever?

For the prompt on the robincest meme over at dcu-memes, "Tim riding Jason. Hard."

Clint has unusual fantasies; Tony has unusual abilities. This works out in everyone's favor. (Alternately: "Consentacles!")

Tony Stark is all about the advancement of science, but...he probably should have clued Steve in a little sooner. Steve just thinks it's a bad idea to volunteer for anything that involves Reed Richards.

"I can be anyone you want," He'd said, a little too quickly, a little too flatly. "I can be anything you want-" It was, Hawkeye decided, the least enthusiastic proposition she had ever received.

If Dorian were half as confident as he says he is, he'd be a force to be reckoned with.

Barry agrees to a deal with the devil and finds himself enjoying it a lot more than he expected.

Gaara calls the shots; Lee gets the attention; but Sakura inevitably gets what she wants.

When you ask if you can tie Karkat up tonight, he’s basically not surprised at all. It’s not an all-the-time-always thing, but it’s pretty standard! So he’s not surprised, no, but he still goes bright red and shrugs with one shoulder and says sure, he guesses he doesn’t have a problem with it (like you can’t totally see just how hard he’s blushing). It’s pretty dang adorable.

Why the Beforan equivalent of yourself didn't appear here, you're not sure, though you suspect it has something to do with direct and indirect transference and the extent to which each of you had contact with game code prior to this remix of the universe; the Ancestors from Alternia had vague memories of being their Beforan selves, so both versions re-instanced, but as far as you know you're the only version of Sollux Captor the game was aware of. Poor Sollux, you jeer internally, all alone in the world. If you were to quadrant yourself, you're not sure whether self-hate or self-pity would be the dominant emotion, but either way, you're getting off on it. God, you make yourself sick. You hold your bulge like you're trying to restrain it, but who the fuck are you kidding. It wraps around your fingers, both tendrils snaking and coiling harder the more you try to will them to stop, like don't-think-of-a-trunkbeast, and you rub at them distractedly because you can't stand not to. Sollux Captor, system architect of the new universe, reduced to thinking with his bulge by two copies of his ancestor being obnoxious at each other. Fuck your hot life.

"I ain't opposed to getting my wetware wet," she says. You think you could almost make out the words just from the movements of her lips against your ear, and that gets all down your spine even as part of you writhes in annoyance at a seadweller without any modifications beyond the cosmetic using the word wetware. Fuck it, it's still hot.

The two of you pretend to ignore them for a moment longer, until you just can’t hold in the laughter anymore and both lose it. While you’re catching your breath (and maybe still nibbling on Latula’s throat), she says, “So, dudes. You want in on this pants party or what?” They both say, “Yes,” at the same time, and they’re too distracted to do more than try to elbow each other in the ribs without taking their eyes off you, and it’s pretty much the cutest thing ever.

Zoro has no problem speaking with things in his mouth. Sanji on the other hand...

In the end, getting Law to agree to spending the night with them had been the easy part. Knocking down a few of his walls was going to be much more difficult. Law/Zoro/Sanji

"Sanji hates Usopp right now, everything is completely his fault and he hates him. He hates his stupid face, his stupid lies, his stupid nose and most of all his stupid PLANTS!"

Mulan has been captured; Shang finds her. Written for the Disney Kink Meme.

In his defense, he hadn't expected the Tenth to ask for individual reports.

In which Lance is easily distracted, and Keith is quick to exploit that. So the thing Lance has learned about Keith is that he has a long, long memory. It's selective as hell, but if Keith cares enough about something to notice it in the first place, he'll never forget it. And because it's Keith, he'll usually remember whatever it is at the worst possible time.

Sometimes Hibari's pride takes precedence over his taste for what is traditional.

Lance likes games. Through a lot of trial and error, this is what Keith has learned: the more random and casual Lance is being, the closer Keith needs to be listening, because it means Lance is trying to tell him something important.

Half the building was dedicated to Becky's workshop setup. It was an industrial space with exposed beams that made it easy for Adele to strip down, throw the silk over a beam, and get herself suspended before Becky came into the room.

Wufei is made to watch and wait.