Donnelly O'Keefe is the star of this story as the anchor of all things pageantry for his sister, mother and every other pageant princess in sight at the biggest beauty competition next to Miss America. He can handle women freaking because of a broken heel or a bad ketchup stain on an evening gown, but when his sister's greatest rival comes into the picture with a fiancé who looks like he stepped out of the fifties, some things are going to come into question. Namely, why Don and this guy keep running into each other, and why...why he doesn't exactly hate it.