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Do You Wanna Talk About It?
Puck and Kurt start chatting after football practice.
God Put a Smile Upon Your Face (Or Eight Times Someone in Glee was a Friend to Quinn Fabray and One Time Someone Was a Little Bit More)
It’s the people Quinn least expects that keep her afloat.
It's A Wonderful Surprise To See Your Shoes and Your Spirits Rise
Sequel to Show Me Secrets You Didn't Know Was Inside. A very unique experience has befallen Puck; and it's name is Kurt Hummel.
Diamonds and Coal
Puck doesn't understand Kurt nearly as much as he'd thought. Curiosity leads him to do something about it.
Of Lists, Bowling, and Math
It’s kind of hard to get over a crush when you don’t really want to
A New Development
The team is on their way to sectionals and Kurt learns something new...
Buccaneer's Boy
A/N: Here it is Ladies and Gents. Pirate fic. The first of...I dunno. I'm hoping anywhere from 3 to 5 chapters. Not epic length, but not short length either. :)
The Wind Blows, The Angels Sing (or, Cloud of Toxic Sex: A Love Story)
Will "accidentally" ingests a reverse love potion. (Terri had nothing to do with it) Many hormones are had, some revelations are made.
Burt Hummel is a Smart Man (Some Might Even Say He's a Genius.)
It's a story about how two complete opposites(Puck & Kurt) come together through a series of events and circumstances that force them to see each other in an all new way that eventually leads to friendship and possibly more...
Broken
“Give me a little credit, Hummel. I may be an arrogant asshole but I’m not completely stupid.”
Don't Tell
"You should be proud of yourself, Noah. You’re protecting your sister,"
Mondays with You
Kurt had always been there to help Quinn out when she'd been Slushied within an inch of her life, and Quinn had always been there to help Kurt out of the dumpster. Their unlikely friendship goes under fire in a shocking turn of events, and they're not sure if they can risk rebuilding their bond of sisterhood - well, sibling-hood, anyway. Multi-chap of around 10 chapters.
Should've Put A Ring On It
Kurt starts dating a baseball player. Puck is not pleased.
Diamonds and Coal
Puck doesn't understand Kurt nearly as much as he'd thought. Curiosity leads him to do something about it.
'Cause You've Got An Awfully Long Way To Go
“Let me get this straight,” Kurt begins, resisting the urge to laugh, “you knocked up Finn’s girlfriend and you want to apologise to him by trying to make him gay?”
Drag King Brit
The amazing Brittney is upset 'cause she can't get her new "boyfriend", Kurt, off, and this seriously goes against her perfect record. Her brain is actually stimulated by Kurt's questions on what it's like kissing boys, and she gets the idea to emulate a guy to get Kurt off. Of course, she chooses to act like Puck because, like, have you seen his guns? He's got skillz. In order to add realism, she gets one of Puck's sweaty gym shirts. Puck wants in and she tells him she'll record him a vid.
Think Of It As Personality Dialysis
Kurt strides the corridors with his head held high, and he has no idea what he does to Puck at all. Thank God. So, this is the loosely-promised prequel/sequel/companion piece to ‘Cause You’ve Got An Awfully Long Way To Go, from Puck’s POV,
I'd Appreciate Your Advice On Whether I Should Let You Win
"You noticed Puck was checking out your ass, right?" Tina says. "Really, don't mention it," Kurt says. "Don't mention anything that just happened. I refuse to give him the pleasure of believing his new bullying techniques are working on me."
Ice Hearts Never Break
He kept it a secret. Not because he was ashamed of it--Kurt wasn’t ashamed of much. But figure skating was his thing, not Mercedes’s, not Rachel’s, no one but his, and his mother’s. He never expected anyone to find out.
Kurt's Gamble
Kurt is tired of being the golden boy, and living with Finn, and being picked on. When he snaps, it's an explosion no one sees coming. But when Kurt uses Puck to try to shake up his image, things get...complicated. Kurt/Puck, spoils all of season 1, AU.
An Unholy Alliance
Santana Lopez quite enjoys her newfound status as princess of McKinley High, and wants to make sure it remains the status quo. She well knows that every princess needs a fairy godmother. Luckily, she knows just the right fairy for the job.
Mama's Boy
In some other world, Burt Hummel is the one who died young, leaving his wife to raise Kurt alone. Kurt's life may be very different, but some essentials will never change for a gay kid in a conservative town.
The Art of Seduction (Just Ask for What You Want)
some blonde-haired blue-eyed all American newbie who keeps creeping into his dreams about Brittany, Santana and Quinn having a threesome, and pushing the girls aside so he can deep-throat him with that fucking huge mouth
Not your average Lima Losers
When Max makes contact with someone in Ohio, the Losers go undercover to follow up that lead.
(for the very) First Time
Puck’s still got a first time he can give Kurt. At least he can if a) Puck can get him to understand that, b) Puck doesn’t fuck up, and c) if the prissy little shit’ll stop treating Puck like a fucking girl and just take it.
The Love Gods
A newly reconciled Burt and Finn set about finding the one thing that will make their new family complete: a boyfriend Kurt.
Today is the
The slow walk down the hall to Principal Figgins’ office has to be the longest walk of David Karofsky’s life.
Yoda's Got Nothing On This
“How else do you get a deaf person’s attention short of throwing something or stomping on the ground?” - Roni Puckerman just wants her family to get through this.
It's A Wonderful Surprise To See Your Shoes and Your Spirits Rise
Sequel to Show Me Secrets You Didn't Know Was Inside. A very unique experience has befallen Puck; and it's name is Kurt Hummel.
The Epic True Impending Love Story of Fishlips and Ladyface
After moving to Lima, Ohio, Sam Evans was prepared to hate his new life: cliched school, a promise to a new friend to join two conflicting extracurricular activities, and a fierce Pre-Calculus class. The one good he could find was a countertenor by the name of Kurt Hummel who slowly turned all of the negatives of William McKinley High School to positives and made Sam fall for him along the way.
Low Rising
All was right(ish) in the life of Noah Puckerman: he had a decent job, he spent most of his downtime up some cheerleader’s skirt, and he got to screw MILFs on the side after scrubbing their pool liners clean. But when he starts noticing Kurt Hummel’s presence more than he used to (and a hell of a lot more than he should), things start to get really freaking complicated really freaking fast. Between field trips, car crashes, weddings, hotel rooms, and less actual sex than he knows how to even survive -- Noah finds himself stumbling unexpectedly into something that looks suspiciously like a relationship with the same little fairy boy he used to throw into dumpsters. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is enough to throw any hot-blooded teenage boy for a freaking loop.
The Sexual (Mis)Education of Chris Colfer
Chris Colfer currently has only 1 mission: sex. Okay, no, that sounds sort of creepy. And a little obsessive, although that’s actually becoming increasingly appropriate. Look, he just wants to have sex before he shrivels up and dies. Or turns 21, preferably. And he knows exactly who he wants to be ‘the one’. Now he just has to sell the idea to Adam Lambert and let the good times roll. Or something like that. He hasn't really thought that far ahead. (But that might be a lie.)
Harry Potter and the High School Glee Club
Harry Potter gets force-fed the blue pill. Welcome to Ohio, Mr. Anderson. (Or: the one where Blaine is secretly actually Harry Potter.)
Imprint Chapter 21: Cold
Jacob needs to get as far away from Washington as he possibly can. He doesn't know where he's going, but he finds a very special someone when he gets there. Eventual Jacob/Kurt.
Those Old Streetscapes
AU. Kurt's a classically trained dancer who has trouble connecting to his audience. Puck's a novice b-boy with loads of charisma and not a whole lot else. When they meet at the New York auditions for So You Think You Can Dance, both their lives change in more ways than they anticipated.
Trains
Futurefic. New Directions is in Las Vegas for the last Nationals competition of their high school careers. It's supposed to be a glamorous weekend in Sin City capped by a thrilling come-from-behind victory. Then Kurt wakes up married to Puck on the day of the competition, and it's just the start of their problems.
Openverse
This is the story of a boy; this is the story of three boys. Two brothers, two best friends, two lovers.
Those Old Streetscapes 13/?
AU. Kurt's a classically trained dancer who has trouble connecting to his audience. Puck's a novice b-boy with loads of charisma and not a whole lot else. When they meet at the New York auditions for So You Think You Can Dance, both their lives change in more ways than they anticipated.
This Is the Story of a Boy; Part V: The Future's Open Wide, chapter ii
This is the story of a boy; this is the story of three boys. Two brothers, two best friends, two lovers.
See What We Can Be When We Press Fast Forward
Chris winds up on Chord's lap during the Glee Live! tour. A lot. Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
There's Always Brooklyn
Six years ago, Santana Lopez disappeared following graduation. The costs for therapy and rehab to get out of her chair, made Quinn Fabray realize she couldn't have Yale, so she went with her second acceptance - NYU. Rachel Berry missed out on NYADA but made it into Tisch, only to find herself as roommates with Quinn after tearing herself away from Finn to go to New York. Eventually a gin soaked night led to a tormented relationship that eventually was surrendered to save their fading friendship. When Rachel finally managed to land a Broadway lead under Quinn's management, they were shocked by who showed up for the latest opening as Rachel's assistant. What neither of them had ever expected was that she'd have a child with her. One she'd ran away to New York to be able to have without the shame Quinn had gone through.
Master of the House
Kurt and Puck both have dreams of dominance and submission, but they never expected to run into each other at a Marketplace auction in New York City. Spoilers through season 4. Crossover with Laura Antoniou's Marketplace universe. Top!Kurt, Dom/sub, discipline. Written for the Puckurt Fic I Didn't Write Game.
