“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out. “Oh, well,” said Brian into his hands. “Of course.”

They say that The Event changed everything. All living and non living things changed in that one instant. And were still changing. Before New Orleans had drawn all kinds of people to it. Some hidden siren’s song that was a mix of old, new and dark. All of it, the melodies and harmonies of the city itself, held together with the weave of magic.

"So, okay." Ray takes a deep breath, lets it out slow and careful. "You're saying that you two are, what, hermaphrodites?" "Not hermaphrodites," Gerard says. "Just - sometimes we're guys, and sometimes we're girls, you know?"

Ray turns into a girl.

"Hey, Ma," Mikey says. "No, everything's fine—well, I mean, Gerard accidentally adopted a baby—no, he's changing her now, he can't talk." Gerard flips him off, but Mikey just settles further into the couch. Gerard pouts, then looks up at Frank. "Frankie," he says, and Frank shakes his head. "Sorry, man," he says. "But as the one sane person on this entire bus, I'm pretty sure my official job is to watch and laugh."

Gerard and Mikey and Pete, and the combinations thereby implied.

For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.

Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he'll need some friends to help him out.

Step 1: Watch the music video for "A Little Less Sixteen Candles..." Step 2: Listen to "Vampires Will Never Hurt You". Step 3: Mix liberally.

They asked for Girl!Gerard/Patrick, geek bonding. I hope I didn't stray too far from that. It was my first attempt at genderbending. Eep.

WentzWang is the world’s foremost producer of bisexual porn.

Producer Pete Wentz and Decaydance Pictures Presents the New Reality TV Show Project Duckling!

Five stories of the students of Harvey Milk High

Later, Patrick would wish that he'd been listening to the start of the conversation.

Written for Mistress Kat

When one is the male princess of a magical kingdom, few things come as a surprise anymore. Princess Gerard Way of the kingdom of Belleville sets out on a quest to fulfill a prophecy and encounters dragons, climbs mountains, runs from volcanoes, banters with King Peter of Wilmette, and finds true love along the way.

The real problem is that, eventually, Pete and Andy start to notice the bruises.

Patrick reached his sexual peak on a Tuesday afternoon.

Spencer really wishes that "sorry, I had to slay this vampire" was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It's not like it's not true. (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he's destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffyverse.)

Gerard comes out.

Well-meaning aliens give human males the ability to bear children, but is it a blessing or a curse? And what will MCR do in this strange new world?

Juno bandom style.

In which Gerard Way safeguards the very fabric of space and time.

Teacher!fic

If he'd thought about it much, Patrick would have envisioned a pretty boy with a lot of attitude and a backing tape, not a pretty boy with a guitar who wanted to soundcheck.

ficybzee: dude, I even like the idea of Bob going out to gay clubs. maybe bringing dudes home sometimes? ficybzee: this is if he and Frank aren't already together, obvs gigantic: right! i would so be into that, too. ahahaha Bob Bryar, the things I let you get away with.

“Why don’t we fuck?” Frank asks, tipping his head back to blow smoke at the sky.

Ray is just a normal dude working a normal job and teaching guitar on the side, but the weird thing is he totally decorates like an old lady, and is a collector of elephants. But he's not embarrassed about this AT ALL, he's totally proud of it, and he likes to show people when they come visit and tell the stories of where he got them all. So naturally, when normal dude Bob falls in love with him, Bob totally brings him an elephant the day they get engaged. So Ray doesn't get an engagement RING, he gets a totally badass engagement elephant.

"This *guy* Patrick," Pete said, dropping his voice to a whisper. "He's like, wearing *lace gloves*, and his hair is *freakish*."

"What do you want for your birthday, Mr Smith?" "The Mona Lisa." "What...like the painting?" Nobody ever says no to Spencer. Even when he wants something crazy like The Mona Lisa. He collects a group of ten con artists, thieves and rogue government workers to pull off the biggest art heist in history. If it fails...well, Spencer doesn't think about things like that.

Just your every day modern street gang of ragamuffins.