One of the freshest, sunniest days I've ever experienced in this city--and to top it off, the perfect cup of coffee and someone to share it with. What could be nicer?

Months after Edward and Bella return from Volterra and Jacob is left wondering what's next. Maybe he's prepared to fight for Bella. Fate, however, is a bit more fickle than that, because he's just not meant to live alone. Or is he?

Five small slices of Vaan's life pre-game.

Heero let himself be shoved against the table of their booth, the club lights dark and flickering, indistinct and at once revealing and concealing.

The girls chased Heero. They chased Duo too, but Duo always let himself get caught. Consequently Heero was the more sought after of the two, because every girl likes a challenge.

A misguided bet goes a little too far and Jacob finds himself with a leading role in a series of pornographic films directed towards gay men, there's only one problem…he's straight. He's straight and harboring a heated obsession with his devastatingly sexy co-star. But when feelings start to develop and the lust starts to evolve into something more…he finds himself struggling between what's real and what's make believe.

They meet again.

On a less horrible note! This is one of the promised FMA/DGM crossovers—some DGM characters flung randomly into FMA-verse. *eyes fic dubiously* So the world of Fullmetal Alchemist is pretty sane, balanced, and logical. Sure, things are bad sometimes, things are complicated sometimes, but they make sense. And are usually, I don’t know, indefinably wholesome. DGM, meanwhile, is such a sick, twisted, chaotic crazy-factory that there are no words. Fitting them together: fun times. Also, Ed and Allen in the same room, BEST THING EVER. XD

As far as Edward was concerned it could just take for-damn-ever if it wanted because that’s how long he could go without taking to the Bastard.

A bad night turns into a very strange day for Shannon, and sets him on a path to a world he didn't know existed, and into the bed of a Wizard.

Of course, the jar was really the professional female companionship fund; or, as Ed liked to sarcastically call it, the pussy kitty.

Ed did precisely that, yanking down his shirt and attempting to close his jacket around what was a quite fine, if a bit incongruent, pair of breasts.

Endorphins then, that's what he's been missing.

Fullmetal was starting to turn slightly purple, now, which definitely clashed with his coloring...

The sheer naughtiness of it all was unexpectedly exciting, and she found herself trembling even before the cold steel met her skin.

Albus Severus Potter doesn’t know it, but the Sorting Hat is to blame for the events of a significant portion of his life, during Hogwarts and after. It's a sly, old hat after all. Sometimes, though, he suspects the fault might lie with Scorpius. It has to be, since Scorpius is the one he keeps finding in semi-public areas doing those sorts of activities, and it really isn’t helping Albus solving his own issues.

"Hey, the Charger was pretty unsalvageable down in that Mexican tunnel. How’s Brian driving a brand new one in the rescue scene?" Cue khaleesian, crickets chirping. kadymae rolls her eyes. "Who do we know who has a pretty well-stocked salvage yard?"

Fire to Air, Air to Water, with the broad Earth beneath linking them both. A fusion between SGA and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Genius billionaire Rodney McKay has his share of secrets, investigative reporter John Sheppard is determined to get to the bottom of them. He'd also like to figure out who the hell the man in the metal suit that keeps saving his life is.

When a childhood accident leaves Tony with a remarkable ability to hear dragons, he finds out that on Pern, the dragon chooses. Whether it comes to being a dragonrider or becoming Weyrwomanleader, he has a bumpy flight ahead.

O to speed where there is space enough and air enough at last! — Walt Whitman, One Hour to Madness and Joy, 1860.

Blaine Anderson is in the Starfleet Academy command track when he meets fellow cadet Kurt Hummel.

Zelda has always been caught between one and the other. When her personal freedom crashes around her heels, it finally means being able to find the true freedom he's always craved.

He'd barely sat down at the conference table, gloved hands folded in front of him and a smile on his face, when the door slid open and Warren walked into the room. Not the interviewer, then. Also, shit. He wasn't ready for this.

Suvin was all set to transition, arrangements made, leave booked, her physicians on Vulcan ready and waiting, and then the planet exploded.

It's not a simple question -- she can answer with what's true, or with what her family thinks is 'right'...

During the feast celebrating her adoption as heir, Sandry thinks about what being nisamohi will mean for her.

It was the perfect plan: break Dom out, go to Vegas, get married with Mia and get out of the country. Simple. Perfect. Fool-proof. Brian's plans never went well.

Tentacles: now part of the dungeon. Kink Bingo, for the square "tentacles." September 2010.

"I'm not like that," Yosuke says, even though his dick isn't listening.

Because of a dare, Kanji meets a familiar face at a nightclub. Kink Bingo, for the square "rubbing/grinding." September 2010.

For fun one day, Rise talks them into doing a crime-scene photoshoot.

Kou and Daisuke come to a few realizations in three months’ time.

Chie and Naoto relax in their tree house. It may or may not be shaped like a UFO.

Yukiko has seen Revolutionary Girl Utena, and is not a fan.

Naoto and Chie talk and bond a bit.

The girls make the boys wear lacy thongs under their outfits during the crossing pageant and some of them handle it better than others.

Rise drags Naoto out shopping.

Yukiko is a yandere, and the only thing keeping Inaba safe is Chie. God bless.

Bored Finn will regret texting in class.

It's already been one year, and he's still got one more year to wait.

4 June 2012. Puck & Kurt are now high school graduates, and Puck has plans–possibly the most important plans he's ever made for a single day of his life.

Harry wakes up on his sixteenth birthday and decides that he does not want to die a virgin.

Duo left this part of his life behind years ago, but some habits are hard to break.

...with Ogata Megumi's voice who constantly wear pink and occasionally transform into ancient, magic-wielding nonhumans with long silver hair and auxiliary appendages and who have powerful, dark-haired best friends...

Set after Endless Waltz, under the assumption that the G-boys are working for the Preventer's, Wufei and Duo are stuck together in...interesting circumstances.

Wufei and Duo are still stuck together in quarantine with things getting a little too intense for Wufei's comfort.

The meeting with Yosuke's Shadow goes in a different direction when he turns his eyes on Souji (it's a direction that involves porn).

He looks in the hotel room's full-length mirror and what he sees is...a girl he'd totally hit on if he didn't know any better. He tries winking at his reflection. It looks really flirty, and he sort of wonders if it always does.

Yosuke is a stray, and has always been pretty certain he didn't need a human or a pack of other dogs to look out for him. But when he takes too many risks in pursuit of a good time and lands himself in the pound, that choice -- and a lot of others -- gets taken away from him.