Leverage, Eliot + Parker, they drive Hardison crazy, having entire conversations that nobody else can follow.

Nana needs help looking after her Grandson. Unfortunately, all she's got is a crew of only-semi-retired crooks.

They can't agree on how this started, but they've got no problem with where it ended up.

10 Things Parker And Hardison Have Learned About Eliot

10 Things Eliot And Hardison Have Learned About Parker

Sometimes the juice is just juice.

It seemed like a good idea at the time—a road trip to the Grand Canyon—although Eliot doesn't actually remember agreeing to the idea. He figures it'll be fine as long as he does most of the driving.

So Alec had randomly mentioned that he was actually just gonna stay home on Thanksgiving and yes, as Eliot so awesomely put it, "play stupid video games."

Alec Hardison has ten days to seduce Eliot Spencer. Parker helps.

Later, Hardison tried to blame it on the gorilla.

Alec Hardison, if pressed, would probably suggest that he subscribes to a post-modern definition of identity.

“So, why are we here?” Sophie asked brightly, looking around the circle. Eliot sighed and looked at her. He had definitely noticed she was extremely hot, but it was covered in a layer of crazy too thick for him to get under. Besides, she was a teacher.

Parker takes the Second Act Rehabilitation Center therapist's advice seriously.

Parker doesn't understand why it has to be more complicated than: "I want to be with you, I just don't want to sleep with you." It's everyone else who has the problem. (Parker as a biromantic asexual)

Alec Hardison, if pressed, would probably suggest that he subscribes to a post-modern definition of identity.

Hardison built a robot to fight, but he gave it artificial intelligence to win. He didn’t expect it to come to life and for it to become such a big part of his life.

With their anniversary drawing close, Parker learns about the birthday of sex, finds an apprentice and stumbles into a job for the team. Also wherein Eliot is growly and awesome, Alec is a genius, Sophie is the fastest con in the west… or anywhere, and Nate puts up with all of them. ** Winner of Best Case Fic 2011 Fulcrum Award **

Leverage, OT3, five times Nate (or Sophie) thought that Hardison, Eliot and Parker were sleeping together, and one time that they actually were.

"We have the technology. We have the capability... Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster." Notes: Hardison's story, companion to The Empath. Thanks to [info]hannasus for the beta.

Empathy is the capacity to recognize and, to some extent, share feelings (such as sadness or happiness) that are being experienced by another sapient or semi-sapient being.

Parker recruits Eliot for a side job. Comedy and horror ensue.

Alec Hardison, if pressed, would probably suggest that he subscribes to a post-modern definition of identity.

Conversations with Parker rarely end where they begin.

Parker walks in on Eliot pleasuring himself but doesn't realize. She decides to stay and chat. Eliot isn't happy

So Alec had randomly mentioned that he was actually just gonna stay home on Thanksgiving and yes, as Eliot so awesomely put it, "play stupid video games."

waking up to ash and dust: Eliot doesn't like hospitals. There are a few reasons for that. like you know i am better than the worst thing i ever did: “I’m goin’ to die for them,” he says to Sophie, before he ever says it to Nate, and it is not a simple statement of fact but a barebones confession, the helpless bleeding of a wound that he was too smart to not know had been made but he’d been putting pressure of for years, hoping that with spit and a prayer that he could make it heal, but he never could, isn’t sure that the stitches that could close that wound have even been invented. “Yes,” she says, “And how long have you known that?”

“Make me a sandwich,” Parker says, so he does. “Cut the damn wire,” says Hardison, so he does. “Jump,” says Parker, says Hardison, and he never needs to ask, “How high?”

Sometimes, old warriors do get to retire.

Four times they worshipped each other, and one time someone else did.

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Leverage, Were!any/any(/any), The realisation that lycanthropy is spread through bodily fluids and so sex is totally out of the question.

Leverage, Hardison/Eliot/Parker, They can't say it with words but it's hidden in their actions (mostly in the ones no one else would ever guess)

The ability to render oneself intangible at will occasionally turns up as a superpower. These questions you have? Don't ask them. Notes: Takes place before The Empath and We Can Rebuild Him, but after Entropy and Chaos Magic.

"We should talk about Eliot," Alec says, at the same time Parker says, "We should have sex in a hammock."

While he's waiting for the men with the guns to decide what to do with him, Alec thinks about what he'll do if he gets home.

Eliot watches, fascinated, as Hardison brings the joint to his lips and inhales, making the lit end burn bright and cherry-red for several long seconds.

Eliot's their hitter, and taking on any physical threats to the team is his job, but there's something beyond professionalism – even beyond the obvious fact that Eliot relishes the fight itself – in the way he puts his body between Parker or Alec and any potential threat. Alec has a good view of Eliot's back on a lot of jobs, and he reads something in the tight line of Eliot's shoulder, in the slow turn of his foot as he steps into a fighting stance. Something possessive. Series

"For this prompt at comment-fic on lj: Iron Man/Leverage, Parker+JARVIS, Breaking into the Stark Mansion is a real challenge."

Parker doesn't understand why it has to be more complicated than: "I want to be with you, I just don't want to sleep with you." It's everyone else who has the problem. (Parker as a biromantic asexual.)

Eliot is baking pies. Alec and Parker are hoping to eat pies.

Everyone thinks Parker is severed when they first meet her.

i have a leverage ot3 headcanon where parker, hardison, and eliot end up taking on apprentices as the years go by and eventually retire somewhere warm and sunny. eliot really never expected to live long enough to retire and it takes him a good long while to get used to it.

While he's waiting for the men with the guns to decide what to do with him, Alec thinks about what he'll do if he gets home.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. (An Alec Hardison character study.)

Later, Hardison tried to blame it on the gorilla.

Eliot tries to get to sleep with one too many body parts digging into him.

The documentation of the fall of a BNF, as told by LJ user ageofthegeekbaby. A fandom AU set in the heyday of LJ fandom.

See title.