"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.

John stared down at his hands, a little numbly, watching Rodney wrap the long leather strap over and under his wrists, binding them together.

John is the top male figure skater in the world, Rodney is the captain of Canada's hockey team. They run into each other at the winter Olympics.

The IOA wants to replace John, but never fear, Rodney has a plan.

2010(or there abouts), John and Rodney have been cloned. They're ordered back to Earth and Jeannie is asked to take them in.

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

John, Rodney and a room full of...things.

A massively self-indulgent fic in which Ronon is John's baby daddy, Rodney is not amused, and Josh just wants to study anthropology.

Another off-world mission, another alien ritual – and suddenly, Rodney has tentacles and needs to mate with his mate – John.

"Sheppard's government didn't manage to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

A new vampire is taking L.A. by storm, and he has an offer to make vampire hunter John Sheppard.

Fire to Air, Air to Water, with the broad Earth beneath linking them both. A fusion between SGA and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

"You can't make a sub the military commander of Atlantis," Ford said.

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

Rodney is in a relationship with Jennifer, but she doesn't at all think that that means he has to spend less time with his best friend. John seems to think so, though, and this bothers her more and more for reasons she can't really explain to herself.

It was just Rodney's luck that the guy with the strongest expression of the ATA gene on Earth was some lanky alpha who couldn't follow an order as basic as "don't touch anything."