It was the longest Sorting in recent Hogwarts history.

There was no getting around it - Millicent, ugly old Mill, would make a devastatingly attractive boy.

It's Harry's eighteenth birthday party, and he and Draco make drunken conversation which may lead to something more. Involves secret identities, autographs, kissing, tickling, and a bit of "Who's your daddy?" Slash.

Fred and George open their joke shop but with another shop underground, a sex toyshop.

Continent hopping scrambled her time sense for days but Faith guessed that the night was still young as she swung, loose hipped and grinning, out of the London club. Leavin' early. Gettin' old, she thought. Or the Watcher's rubbing off on me.

On the eve of graduation at Hogwarts, a drunken encounter leads to run-ins with Filch, unexpected bonding, and, perhaps, much more...

Romance, intrigue, and distinctly bad prose are unleashed on Hogwarts when the identity of the mysterious Gertrude Perkins is finally revealed.

Harry from the future ends up on the doorstep of number 12, Grimmauld place. He arrives with his invisibility cloak, map, wand, and the clothing on his back. Future Harry comes to tell past Harry about something he wants his other self to not do.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class

In the summer of 1998, after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry comes out to his friends.

Harry spends a post-OotP Christmas at the Weasleys.

Harry and Draco try to keep quiet while Snape is sniffing around...

“Mr. Malfoy is the only one who’s ever actually seen any of us and quite honestly, I doubt he’d recognize us out of robes anyway. The others are just looking for two boys and a girl, all wizards in training. If you and I keep Ron quiet, we can pass as Muggle girls."

Draco shackled to a pillar. Harry wielding a sword. One goofy plot device. You do the math.

And you thought Draco Malfoy had an ego problem before? Just wait till he discovers his identity from a previous life!

You know why you're here. I'm here because I drew the shortest straw this year. So let's get started, shall we?

Ron walked back into the room, carrying a basket filled with ripe, glistening fruits, quite different from Mrs. Weasley's biscuits and candies. "There's even a note. 'I do hope we can put all this behind us. -- V'"

when Severus gives Harry and Draco detention, he has no idea that he's in for some peripheral pleasure.

prompt was: "Post-war. Both RL & SS survive but couldn't find a reason to keep living. Harry tries to help RL. Drags in SS. RL&SS bonds, friendship turns to love. Harry says what the hell have I done! Slow build-up, smut, clumsy 1st-time, no previous romantic feelings."

If he had one person to choose as a confidante, Harry Potter would not have been it.

Harry is drawn into Fred and George's circle.

Hermione wakes up as a boy. Slashy wackiness ensues.

"I've never seen it plant on a person before."

In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete

Xander dressed as a very powerful character for Halloween, and now he’s stuck with the consequences.

Harry finds out he has a cousin he never knew about. *Warning* Slash in later chapters.

Harry Potter requests the help of the Watcher's Council in their little war.

A prequel to A Post Break-Up Conversation.

Break-Ups are always hard...Implied SLASH!

There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter.

The twins decide Harry is spending too much time with his thoughts.

Back at school to complete his education, Harry doesn't like life to be boring, that's why he teams up with Draco Malfoy for his final year DADA project.

"You are," Harry tells them wearily, "without a doubt the worst pair of Aurors in the history of the entire Auror corps."

"Think of it as an exercise in interhouse relations," Eames says, slinging an arm around Arthur's shoulders. "We could share secrets! And braid each other's hair! And do, I don't know, trust falls." Hogwarts!AU.

In which the bridge crew are Ravenclaws circa 1999, Spock's NEWT obsessed, Hikaru's lost his green thumb, Jim proves he's not stupid, and there's a fight in the Great Hall.

It was just another hex.

Harry is supposed to be getting married, but appearing naked in Draco Malfoy's study and then spontaneously growing wings put pay to those plans.

Fourth Year Toph Bei Fong holds the record for the most detentions served by a single student in five hundred years of Hogwarts's illustrious history. She has a tattoo, regularly gets illegal paraphernalia from Hogsmeade, and is proud of being the reason for every last one of McGonagall's gray hairs. She's also the single most hated person in the whole school.

Bits of Hogwarts seem to be failing and a magical circle has appeared in the Great Hall. Harry and Draco end up in the middle of finding out what it's for.

Five brothers, five days in a week.

Going back to Hogwarts Harry notes another who seems to be as depressed as he used to be. He decides to help.

Harry wakes up on his sixteenth birthday and decides that he does not want to die a virgin.

"This is totally worse than the time they didn't tell me Cadbury chocolate is so much better here because they wanted to keep it all for themselves, the assholes. Flying broomsticks."

Voldemort has captured Harry and for his own twisted reasons has chosen not to kill him outright. Revenge in the Dark Lord's mind requires a fate worse than death and Harry is about to find out what that is.

House sorting under here I will fight you

Harry Potter -- Boy-Who-Lived, Chosen One, and . . . well . . . werewolf -- has returned to Hogwarts (at Hermione’s insistence) to finish his education. On top of classes and homework, he’s living in a tent (again) and helping to run the weekly HOWL -- Hogwarts Organisation for the Welfare of Lycanthropes -- meetings. What’s more, there’s something odd about Malfoy . . .

Sid is special, even for a wizard. Harry Potter AU.

Draco comes to fetch Harry away from the Dursleys for seventh year.

Ten facts about three Hogwarts students.

Only Severus sees what's really going on here.