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Of A Sort
It was the longest Sorting in recent Hogwarts history.
Change your Taste in Men
There was no getting around it - Millicent, ugly old Mill, would make a devastatingly attractive boy.
Batman
It's Harry's eighteenth birthday party, and he and Draco make drunken conversation which may lead to something more. Involves secret identities, autographs, kissing, tickling, and a bit of "Who's your daddy?" Slash.
Just say the word
Fred and George open their joke shop but with another shop underground, a sex toyshop.
The Naming of Cats
Continent hopping scrambled her time sense for days but Faith guessed that the night was still young as she swung, loose hipped and grinning, out of the London club. Leavin' early. Gettin' old, she thought. Or the Watcher's rubbing off on me.
Commencement
On the eve of graduation at Hogwarts, a drunken encounter leads to run-ins with Filch, unexpected bonding, and, perhaps, much more...
Strictus Snipe and a Cure for Writers’ Block
Romance, intrigue, and distinctly bad prose are unleashed on Hogwarts when the identity of the mysterious Gertrude Perkins is finally revealed.
Love Thyself
Harry from the future ends up on the doorstep of number 12, Grimmauld place. He arrives with his invisibility cloak, map, wand, and the clothing on his back. Future Harry comes to tell past Harry about something he wants his other self to not do.
150 things I cannot do at Hogwarts
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class
Out of the Cupboard under the Stairs
In the summer of 1998, after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry comes out to his friends.
This Happy Morning
Harry spends a post-OotP Christmas at the Weasleys.
Just Another May Night on Ye Olde Astronomy Tower
Harry and Draco try to keep quiet while Snape is sniffing around...
A run in Tights
“Mr. Malfoy is the only one who’s ever actually seen any of us and quite honestly, I doubt he’d recognize us out of robes anyway. The others are just looking for two boys and a girl, all wizards in training. If you and I keep Ron quiet, we can pass as Muggle girls."
Rituals and Traditions
Draco shackled to a pillar. Harry wielding a sword. One goofy plot device. You do the math.
The Misadventures of Merlin Malfoy
And you thought Draco Malfoy had an ego problem before? Just wait till he discovers his identity from a previous life!
Sex Ed
You know why you're here. I'm here because I drew the shortest straw this year. So let's get started, shall we?
to the victor
Ron walked back into the room, carrying a basket filled with ripe, glistening fruits, quite different from Mrs. Weasley's biscuits and candies. "There's even a note. 'I do hope we can put all this behind us. -- V'"
Peripheral Pleasure
when Severus gives Harry and Draco detention, he has no idea that he's in for some peripheral pleasure.
(not) The Sound of Music
prompt was: "Post-war. Both RL & SS survive but couldn't find a reason to keep living. Harry tries to help RL. Drags in SS. RL&SS bonds, friendship turns to love. Harry says what the hell have I done! Slow build-up, smut, clumsy 1st-time, no previous romantic feelings."
No Treaty
If he had one person to choose as a confidante, Harry Potter would not have been it.
Gemini
Harry is drawn into Fred and George's circle.
All Change
Hermione wakes up as a boy. Slashy wackiness ensues.
symbiote
"I've never seen it plant on a person before."
Harry Central
In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete
Formerly, Mr. Black…and Blue
Xander dressed as a very powerful character for Halloween, and now he’s stuck with the consequences.
New Family and Friends
Harry finds out he has a cousin he never knew about. *Warning* Slash in later chapters.
Obvious Only To A Scooby
Harry Potter requests the help of the Watcher's Council in their little war.
An Intervention That Didn't Inter vent
A prequel to A Post Break-Up Conversation.
A Post Break-Up Conversation
Break-Ups are always hard...Implied SLASH!
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter.
An In-Body Experience
The twins decide Harry is spending too much time with his thoughts.
Extending the Curriculum
Back at school to complete his education, Harry doesn't like life to be boring, that's why he teams up with Draco Malfoy for his final year DADA project.
Once Upon A Time
"You are," Harry tells them wearily, "without a doubt the worst pair of Aurors in the history of the entire Auror corps."
where you belong
"Think of it as an exercise in interhouse relations," Eames says, slinging an arm around Arthur's shoulders. "We could share secrets! And braid each other's hair! And do, I don't know, trust falls." Hogwarts!AU.
they'd totally be Ravenclaws, right?
In which the bridge crew are Ravenclaws circa 1999, Spock's NEWT obsessed, Hikaru's lost his green thumb, Jim proves he's not stupid, and there's a fight in the Great Hall.
Stray
It was just another hex.
The Wings of Angels
Harry is supposed to be getting married, but appearing naked in Draco Malfoy's study and then spontaneously growing wings put pay to those plans.
The Bandanna of Rule-Breakage
Fourth Year Toph Bei Fong holds the record for the most detentions served by a single student in five hundred years of Hogwarts's illustrious history. She has a tattoo, regularly gets illegal paraphernalia from Hogsmeade, and is proud of being the reason for every last one of McGonagall's gray hairs. She's also the single most hated person in the whole school.
From the Mists of Time
Bits of Hogwarts seem to be failing and a magical circle has appeared in the Great Hall. Harry and Draco end up in the middle of finding out what it's for.
Still Flying
Five brothers, five days in a week.
A Little Problem of Someone Else's Virginity
Going back to Hogwarts Harry notes another who seems to be as depressed as he used to be. He decides to help.
A Little Problem of Virginity
Harry wakes up on his sixteenth birthday and decides that he does not want to die a virgin.
A Conversation About Magic
"This is totally worse than the time they didn't tell me Cadbury chocolate is so much better here because they wanted to keep it all for themselves, the assholes. Flying broomsticks."
Corruption
Voldemort has captured Harry and for his own twisted reasons has chosen not to kill him outright. Revenge in the Dark Lord's mind requires a fate worse than death and Harry is about to find out what that is.
Hogwartsstuck
House sorting under here I will fight you
I Was a Teenage Werewolf!
Harry Potter -- Boy-Who-Lived, Chosen One, and . . . well . . . werewolf -- has returned to Hogwarts (at Hermione’s insistence) to finish his education. On top of classes and homework, he’s living in a tent (again) and helping to run the weekly HOWL -- Hogwarts Organisation for the Welfare of Lycanthropes -- meetings. What’s more, there’s something odd about Malfoy . . .
Make This Place Your Home
Sid is special, even for a wizard. Harry Potter AU.
The Visit
Draco comes to fetch Harry away from the Dursleys for seventh year.
but not heroes
Ten facts about three Hogwarts students.
Animals And Angels
Only Severus sees what's really going on here.
