It was the longest Sorting in recent Hogwarts history.

Strife's rebirth comes with some interesting additions.

Tony awoke to find himself all tied up after trailing a murder suspect. At least he had some guy named Xander Harris there to keep him company.

Xander and Dean find a way around a curse that condemns them to hell.

Why do you think Esset never infiltrated China?

Continent hopping scrambled her time sense for days but Faith guessed that the night was still young as she swung, loose hipped and grinning, out of the London club. Leavin' early. Gettin' old, she thought. Or the Watcher's rubbing off on me.

"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.

“Oh, not this Smallville BS again, Dean. That’s a myth.” Sam looks up from his manly breakfast of Corn Nuts and Coke to roll his eyes at Dean.

The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.

It’s just a daddy thing. If your “daddies” are a vampire and two demon hunters.

"I've never seen it plant on a person before."

Peter learns a lot from Professor McCoy.

General crack inspired by a comment beteween [info]apetslife and [info]wax_jism in a Mikey Way birthday picspam, once again teaching that inspiration can be found pretty much anywhere. I went off Addams Family Values and tried for the best grown-up Wednesday I could [see previous entry for more]. Writing the boys is still a work in progress, as always.

"gays are wizards!"

The first time Adam met Spencer Smith, he tried to stab Adam in the back with a stake.

Now let us take a moment to imagine Adam Lambert meeting Gerard Way -- HOSHIT, IN DRAG.

He's a rock star, she's a superhero. They fight demons! (crossover with Buffy)

Our favorite 18-going on-55 Mormon on Bravo's hit reality show Project Runway dropped a bombshell during last night's episode: he's colorblind.

Cook will later say, "I think destiny was the only force in the universe random enough to bring the two of us together." Loveless AU.

Lex loses a bet to Bruce. Madness ensues.

A response to the TTH Challenge 1191: Scooby Vamped. This story is No. 8 in the series "Tales of the LSH (Legion of Sunnydale Heroes)".

An explanion of the scene where the Scoobies meet Joyce's surgeon.

Xander dressed as a very powerful character for Halloween, and now he’s stuck with the consequences.

After the Enterprise has a successful first contact with the planet Krypton, they bring aboard Ambassador Kal-El and his son Kon-El. Captain Kirk becomes quite fond of the young man who reminds him of himself, so when Kon-El falls hard for Lieutenant Timothy Drake, he enlists his bondmate's assistance in getting the two together. But various factors make this easier said than done...

or a prompt at [info]st_xi_kink : Firefly crossover, pre-series. Tween!Chekov and River, at the Academy. As childish and Toy Ship-y as two mentally fun child prodigies can get together. And River's bare feet. (Come on, this is Firefly. There has to be an inordinate amount of focus on Summer Glau's feet.)

The final Glee competition has a special surprise, but really, who thinks they can keep a surprise from an auditorium full of high schoolers?

Dear Kurt Hummel, it is with Glee and Cheer that we invite you to share a special day in our lives and join us for the Class Reunion of McKinley High for the year 2011!

Weirdly, the guy is looking thrown as well, as if Kris could possibly inspire that same sort of first impression in a creature like this. "Hi," the guy says after a beat, smile returning. "I'm Adam."

So, Iron Man apparently needed better surge protection in his suit.

My Chemical Romance has a crazy stalker fan -- the kind of crazy only someplace like Gotham City could spawn -- who targets Bob. There is danger, rescue, and eventually group hugs.

Bob finds out what Ronon does for a living. Set in a Bob/Ronon universe created by [info]idyll; follows her stories Heavy Connection and Along the Wire. Because I thought a back alley brawl with a Replicator was just the thing Bob needed in his life.

Drabble: Xander and his family move to a new town. Anythings better the the hellmouth. Right?

Harry finds out he has a cousin he never knew about. *Warning* Slash in later chapters.

Asher and Nathaniel end up in Sunnydale.

In which Gerard Way takes a stand against discrimination, Adam Lambert discovers the importance of dice, Kris Allen is not kidnapped against his will, and the folks at 19E learn to love the stage!(?)gay. Welcome to the Zombies Ate Your Idols tour, 2010!

Be careful what you wish for.

Dean thinks he's found something worth investigating. Lovely little ficlet and the glimpse of Frank through an outsider's eyes is just perfect.

More [info]help_haiti fic! [info]daemonicangel asked for some crossover Kris Allen - Jared Padalecki interaction, and when she said it didn't have to be porny or romantic, I took her at her word. There's a truckload of flirtation, but it doesn't quite go there as far as Jared/Kris is concerned. There is, however, manhandling, which is as it should be when someone of Jared's size meets someone of Kris's size, as far as I'm concerned. :D Plus, there's Jensen, because...well, there just is. And a little Misha.

sequel to Vaughn, New Mexico, Day Interstates were all right in their own way. Nothing better if you had places to be. But Dean couldn’t help hating them.

"Okay..." Suddenly her mouth dropped open. She turned. "You're having an affair with Tony Stark," she said, and it wasn't a question.

For thirty-one days, Letty struggles to control the wolf inside, even while facing her past.

Riddick falls through a hole in reality and ends up meeting his soulmate, Ronon Dex.

Harry Potter requests the help of the Watcher's Council in their little war.

Try as he might, he still can't get inside Spock's head.

So even if Paris is a queen bitch diva who totally left him hanging at an absolutely terrible time and barely apologized for it, he's still Johnny's best friend, which means when he calls Johnny and begs him to chaperone – like he's some sort of middle-aged crocs-wearing skating mom, God – a night out in Chelsea, he can't really say no.

Soul Eater levels up.

Lois Lane's son, Jason White, is hiding his powers until he literally runs into Conner Kent, also known as Superboy.

Sequel to "Rich Man's Darling." -- Luthor said warmly. "I'll make it worth your while." He rose from his chair and brought the baby over to Chase. "Clark's been devouring parenting books at a prodigious rate. He thinks Conner should have a well-baby check, and he didn't care for the doctor I originally suggested. Toby's wonderfully discreet, but he really does make a better emergency field medic than he does a pediatrician."

Gregor was fairly certain that Duncan would have mentioned it if he'd loaned him a cabin that came with a wolf. Only fairly certain, however. He could easily think of three reasons Duncan might not have told him--distraction, haste, someone else's secret--and none of them mattered right now. The wolf was badly hurt.

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.