Fic based on a smoking’ hot pic of our beloved hacker

"It’s been turning me on a lot since I discovered that Cougar is a genius with the long term planning of a visionary.”

Anywho, have three drabbles. Whoever is deciding to expand this 'verse into an actual fic, you can either use these or you can ignore them and make up your own canon, I have no qualms with either. Enjoy reading.

“For reasons that haven't been fully explained to me, Bruce Wayne has apparently decided to fund this next mission out of the goodness of his own heart. You get new toys to play with.”

Different time. Different Place. Same Losers.

Jensen’s been hiding a significant secret from the rest of the Losers. Events soon force him to reveal it when an old enemy resurfaces and threatens his team.

Clay gets more than he bargained for.

Bethany could quite cheerfully scream at her mom sometimes.

Jensen doesn't ask—Well, he asks that one question, and yeah, in hindsight, he guesses that maybe it was a little stupid, but there are some questions that you just ask, especially when your friend's been shot. 'Are you okay?' and 'Can you walk?'—those are crucial.

While on a mission in New York, Cougar, the sniper, goes missing off the rooftop where he stationed. Jensen becomes obsessed with finding out what happened to his best friend, convinced that he will be back, safe and sound. When Cougar does come back, however, Jensen starts to realize that something is wrong with his closest friend - he's cold, he doesn't seem to breathe when he sleeps, and his eyes are like blood. Then he starts having the dreams.

When Max makes contact with someone in Ohio, the Losers go undercover to follow up that lead.

The Losers go to Disney World. Do I really have to say more?

How Cougar became a Loser

Oh my god, this was supposed to be nice cheerful porn set in an Uzbekistani goat shed, and then this happened instead. This is now the long and mostly-incompetent courtship of Cougar by Jensen, with associated warnings for swearing, violence, gore and sex (in that order). Cougar/Jensen, pre-movie.

Cats, man. Not to be trusted.

“Show me a man with a tattoo, and I’ll show you a man with an interesting past.” -Jack London

This fic should cover numerous prompts from The Losers_Fans Prompt Party including wanting DrunkFlirt!Jensen, wanting Cougar cheating at cards, wanting a drunken BJ with a side of kink and emotional issues, and a request for Cougar's deliberate sabotage of Jensen's attempts to pick up women. There might be more, that post is a very bad influence.

Jensen has fun with a little black remote. Cougar? not so much.

The Losers live in an Alternate Universe where most people change into animals on the night of a full moon (like, werewolves, werecats, werehawks, whatever you like). The rest of the time, they are humans but keep heightened senses and primal instincts, which is a bonus, considering their job. It's not a big deal and not something they normally talk about, but when Jensen goes into heat for the first time, it becomes a problem--it's really hard to focus on the mission when Jensen's practically panting for it without even realizing he's giving off "come fuck me" vibes. Having lusted after the hacker for years, Cougar can't take it any more; he decides to put everyone out of their misery and mates with Jensen--who becomes very enthusiastic about the idea.

When Clay had gotten his team(all shiny and still in their original packaging) together for the first time.

Jensen's parents are completely normal. The Losers finally get to meet them.

Waking up the morning after can be crazy for anyone, but when you’re a Loser…yeah, some shit went down.

Jensen's sick and tired of being the 'pussy'.

Jensen has a Lovecraft kink. With tips for playing in high humidity.

YOu know these teams would so be able to take over the world together.

It's three o'clock in the morning, and Parker has something she wants to talk to Clay about.

When the Leverage team decides to take down Vaughn Wilson, they don't realize that he's dealing in something a lot worse than heroin and assault rifles, or that Eliot's old boss has his eye on Wilson too. Things can go wrong in a hurry when whether you're a Loser or just providing a little leverage, but with Eliot's life on the line, his past and his present had better work together fast, or Eliot's future won't last longer than tonight.

One server room, two hackers and a building full of guards. Leverage/Losers crossover.

Eliot's injuries catch up with him after the 'The First David Job'

I'm glad it turned out like this, it's better this way

In response to the prompt The Losers/Leverage, Jensen & Hardison, dance break.

From the same arms dealers that brought you environmentally-friendly nukes, the latest in non-lethal chemical weapons: sex pollen!

They’d met years ago, years before Jensen joined the Losers.

Jensen couldn't decide whether he was having the best week ever, or the worst.

In 2009, Jensen got a new team, fell stupid in love, and learned about sharks, the great organizing principle of the universe and crushing chest injuries. Not necessarily in that order.

Cougar is always calm, cool, collected and in control. Carlos... sometimes needs someone else in control.

Cougar keeps popping up next to Jensen after that. And much like Jensen’s sudden influx of facial hair, Jensen decides to keep him.


Cougar accidentally finds out Jensen gets aroused really easily. He gets curious.

In which Cougar goes home, goes on a road trip, and learns to cook.

It was not, strictly speaking, Jake’s fault that he ended up in jail.