Eliot stalks Methos a little. A collection of weird drabbles. Probably with more to come.

It seemed like a good idea at the time—a road trip to the Grand Canyon—although Eliot doesn't actually remember agreeing to the idea. He figures it'll be fine as long as he does most of the driving.

"He's a collector," Neal said. // "Just don't get into trouble while we're gone," Nate said.

Sometimes the juice is just juice.

Neal stuck his hand in his pocket and came to stand next to him, looking out at the New York night. "It doesn't have to be complicated."

Eliot stalks Methos a little. A collection of weird drabbles. Probably with more to come.

Close encounters of the FBI kind.

Now, the man is looking at him with a curl to one side of his mouth that might be a smile. "I'm Nick Fury," he says. "Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." There's a pause, and Alec tries to think of something smartass to say, but he's got nothin'. S.H.I.E.L.D. It's like the frickin' Death Star, and not the one with the whoops-blow-up button, but the fully armed and operational battle station. He swallows.

"Children!" he said, not shouting, but definitely commanding. "Are you really interrupting a time-sensitive, extremely delicate job to argue about movie night?”

“I don’t do Vegas,” Hardison said firmly.

"Why isn't Eliot getting the makeover? You know, the guy who sleeps in his clothes and thought Herbal Essences was some kind of tea?"

Hardison whistled under his breath and leaned closer. “I am all about the Monets and the Manets and all of that, but this? This is what I call art.”

He's just tired of waiting to be ready to do it.

"Spencer!" Lassy shouted over the din of the bullpen. Shawn grinned. He bet his most favoritest Head Detective had just found the 'surprise' that an 'anonymous admirer' had left on his desk earlier.

YOu know these teams would so be able to take over the world together.

Somehow Nathan figures it shouldn’t have been as surprising as it is to find that Eliot deals with it in the way he does.

10 Things Eliot And Hardison Have Learned About Parker

10 Things Parker And Hardison Have Learned About Eliot

Eliot is a biter; Hardison tries his best to conceal the marks. Takes place in season one.

It's three o'clock in the morning, and Parker has something she wants to talk to Clay about.

When the Leverage team decides to take down Vaughn Wilson, they don't realize that he's dealing in something a lot worse than heroin and assault rifles, or that Eliot's old boss has his eye on Wilson too. Things can go wrong in a hurry when whether you're a Loser or just providing a little leverage, but with Eliot's life on the line, his past and his present had better work together fast, or Eliot's future won't last longer than tonight.

When the Russian mob starts to take over the Boston underworld there are two ways to handle the situation; the way of the gun, or the way of the con. Or, a little bit of both.

One server room, two hackers and a building full of guards. Leverage/Losers crossover.

Shawn and Gus are stumped on a robbery case so Shawn calls the best thief in the family for advice.

"The fellow whose job I'm taking, will he show me the ropes?" "Maybe - if you're in touch with the spirit world."

It was just Shawn’s luck that Eliot was spotted by the one guy on the Santa Barbara PD who frequently checked the International Most Wanted List. - Leverage/Psych crossover.

The team is a man short for a job, luckily Eliot has someone he can call, even if he doesn’t like it. His cousin, psychic detective Shawn Spencer

While Parker does Sophie’s job distracting the mark, Hardison and Eliot go to the roof to do the rappelling and things don’t go quite according to plan.

While Eliot and Hardison fight, Parker and Sophie wait anxiously for the moment we've all been waiting for.

They can't agree on how this started, but they've got no problem with where it ended up.

Eliot's doing hinky stuff in Pakistan, only it's not Pakistan. Ronon's adorably excited. John's missing something, Woolsey's clueless and Rodney's horrified. "Do you have ANY idea what that man can do with a lemon?" oneshot SGA/LEV crossover

Apples don't fall very far from their trees. The child raised by the team would have some very interesting talents.

"You had a Nana. I had a Memaw."

In response to the prompt The Losers/Leverage, Jensen & Hardison, dance break.

There is a right way, a wrong way, and then there is a geeky way.

High School AU. Alec’s dreams of alone time with Eliot are thwarted by Parker.

Eliot likes women. He also likes Hardison. Let there be angst. And sex. And romance, but don't tell Eliot...

You can take the boy out of the country, but not the country out of the boy. Or, Eliot takes the new kid, Alec, under his wing and helps him around school on his first day.

Just a bit of silly fluff in the "walk into a bar" vein.

Eliot Spencer had been living in the world of the supernatural longer than most people had the good sense to.

There are things you get used to, living alone and working alone.

Eliot always ends up playing the broken guys when they grift

"I don't want it. I don't like it. I don't want to wear it. Take it off."

I'm glad it turned out like this, it's better this way

Kurt meets the new substitute PE teacher.