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Johnny didn't ask to be a vampire and he doesn't even remember the details of how he became one, but that doesn't change the fact that he is and he has needs. At first the idea of accosting the Olympic Gold Medallist to quench his thirst seems like a good idea.

A male figure skater and a former reality TV star walk into a bar.

Ben's quarterlife crisis leads to experimentation, among other changes.

“And now we send it over to the Vancouver Memorial Lectodrome for what is one of the most anticipated events of these Winter Olympics."

Teen rom-com AU. Evan decided he wanted to play hockey after all. Johnny comes to train at his skating rink.

“Did someone spike the whiskey, or did you get me a French figure skater for my birthday?”

What would have happened if instead of Tanith and Johnny rooming together, Apolo and Johnny had roomed together? Obviously, sex. That's just logic.

Prompt: Adam/Johnny Weir, fighting for the top. Lots of power play and bitchiness. Sequel to Obvious

At a benefit where they’re performing together, Johnny takes exception to Adam’s remark about not being his type. Adam demonstrates what he meant by his promise to look Johnny up.

Two artist-athletes, too talented to be normal but not too gay to function, have sex, fall in love, recover from injuries both physical and emotional, make unsustainable promises, spend their endorsement checks on noodles and fashion, go on tour, deal with being almost famous, and learn a thing or two about women, not necessarily in that order. There might also be some skating.

Johnny's coach says he's only allowed to have sex if it's a threesome. Lucky for them, Adam has a third in mind.

"You are the worst agent ever," Johnny mouthed at Tara, who totally failed to leap to his defense as he was towed away, but he was mollified after it turned out he was being taken to Lambert's private dressing room.

After the 2010 Olympics, life keeps happening, time passes, and things change.

Johnny, Evan, Champions on Ice 2007, sex pollen. I'm really not sure what else there is to say. Written for the [info]skategreat cliché challenge, clichés #23 (sex pollen) and #105 (trapped!).

Johnny Weir is twenty two years old when he auditions for the second season of So You Think You Can Dance. The judges think him promising and a sure shoe-in for the Top 20, an opinion that spurs him on through Vegas Week -- right up until he fucks up a jump in his last solo and something in his left ankle snaps. (SYTYCD AU)

Years down the line, Evan finds out that he has a son, and Johnny just happens to be there when he does...and somehow ends up being Evan's go-to guy for every difficult (and not-so-difficult) parenting situation from then on.

Wherein Gaga is a matchmaker and Evan fixates and isn't a stalker, really. So, Evan was a little pre-occupied after making out with Johnny -- Johnny Weir! his brain supplied, exclamation and all, -- in his car.

It took Evan roughly five seconds to destroy any shred of goodwill she'd harbored. [podfic as a gift for Bessyboo]

Johnny adopts a baby. Evan is fostering six kids and is desperate for help. This is a work-in-progress from a prompt in the wintergameskinkmeme.

From a prompt on the meme, teenage!Evan fingering himself for the first time, finding out what feels good, while fantasizing about JButt or Johnny. I started it here before getting frustrated with it, but alas, now it is finished! Warning for underage Evan and Johnny. Quick, dirty and unbeta'd.

–adjective 1. directed toward the centre

AU from Kings on Ice in March – while in Moscow, Johnny is attacked by a creature he only thought existed in nightmares. Infected by the vampire his only hope is a group of Vampire Hunters, but some of them think it would be easier to just kill him and be done with it. With more enemies than friends he struggles for his life as well as his humanity.

after shotgunning weed, usa's short track team decide to play truth or dare. somebody dares jr to makeout with apolo, leading to hot, sweaty, awesome sex. don't worry about everyone else in the room, the rest of the team passed out.

When demons are involved things are always bad, so when someone sabotages the protections on the rink for a charity gala things go downhill fast, but when Johnny saves Evan from a fate worse than death the balance completely changes.

Eva Lysacek has been in competition with golden girl Janie Weir for most of her life.

Brent doesn't understand why his linemate and roommate is being so weird about his Olympic fling with Johnny Weir.

Jeff made a good decision choosing hockey over figure skating. That doesn't mean he's let go of it completely.

AU. Jonny's a hockey player, Patrick's a figure skater, they meet in a book shop.

Stiles wants to win for America, okay? He wants to bone that constipated expression off of Derek Hale’s face on a bed strewn with American flags while Bruce Springsteen plays in the background and a bald eagle watches through the window with a single tear rolling down its cheek.

The idea and general outline are based very, very loosely on the idea of Pride and Prejudice, but you won't find very much of that story here. It does, however, mean there are two couples, and at least one misunderstanding. "Could there be finer symptoms? Is not general incivility the very essence of love?" — Pride and Prejudice

[8:03 am] is it considered unpatriotic to lose your virginity to a russian hockey captain? asking for a friend