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The Dream Is Ended, This Is The Morning
Skandar accidentally transports himself to Narnia, where King Peter is very intrigued by the boy who looks like his younger brother. And while his actual brother is away from Cair Paravel on royal business, the High King invites the stranger to stay with him.
Inspired Curiosity
(Oneshot PWP. Post KH2. Fluffy RxS yaoi.) Sora has some questions for Riku about the birds and the bees.
Amazing Places
[sequel to 'Marvelous Things', from dave's POV.] "Camping?" you echo skeptically. Spending a week without internet access isn't something you're eager to volunteer for. And you're not exactly the outdoor type. Sunshine is not your friend. Why he would think you'd want to spend your spring break in the middle of nowhere, out in the open, sleeping in a tent... ... in a tent with John Egbert, in the middle of nowhere, just the two of you... sharing a sleeping bag for warmth... no one to hear his doofy giggling... or any other noises he might happen to make... A slow smile spreads over your face. "Whatever you want, baby."
Freakyweird Copulatory Schoolfeeding
He could gag himself with how deep in this he is. In which Dave and Terezi share in sweet interspecies lovemaking and realize that being born universes apart lends itself to some discrepancy in the biological department.
Hairpin
It was like seeing an unexpected hairpin and taking it, no thinking it through, just pure reflex.
Button Up Your Overcoat
Darcy instructs Steve in the finer points of safer sex. The conversation doesn't go exactly the way she expected.
bring me to the parched and hungry ground
You definitely want to encourage Equius, among other verbs. This stupid gift exchange is just forcing your hand, when you wanted more time to get to know him, figure out who he is when he's not being completely suborned by your worst successful project to date. You don't know enough of his buttons yet to be sure you're pushing the right ones.
Born To Run
Across the border into Mexico. Post-fourth movie.
Hairpin
It was like seeing an unexpected hairpin and taking it, no thinking it through, just pure reflex.
quit your life and stay with me
Abed made the announcement two weeks before the semester ended. "I'm transferring," he said placidly, and the conversation around the room came to an abrupt halt. "Come again?" Jeff said flatly, slouched back in his seat. "I'm transferring," Abed repeated. "I got into the NYU film school, and they're taking most of my Greendale credits so I'm moving to New York this summer."
Advanced Ambulatory Ichthyology
Course provides advanced instruction in avoidance of the phenomenon commonly known as "jumping the shark." Prerequisites for this course include Introduction to Friendship, Contemporary Best Friendship, The Politics of Emotional Baggage and Cohabitation 207. Students may wish to simultaneously enroll in our sister course, Introduction to Non-Traditional Romance, but said enrollment is optional.
In the Future Everyone Will Have a Sexbot
Fitter, Happier, More Productive
Britta decides Abed and Troy should be honest with the group about their relationship.
pretty cool
“Maybe Superman just really likes Batman more than the girls,” Abed says, noting more things on his clipboard. Or: plans, not-plans, and a science project involving colorful hermit crabs.
going up flying, going home
In 2010, the best athletes in the world gathered in Vancouver for the Games of the thirty-first Olympiad. Of all the medals to be awarded at the Games, the host nation of Canada wanted one above all: the last medal to be awarded, gold in Men's Hockey. To this end, Canada assembled a team of superstars, the best and brightest in the NHL, led by Sidney Crosby. On the shoulders of that team they placed the hopes of the nation.
Side effects include…
In this rewriting of history, Sid gets an experimental treatment for his concussion that has some rather unusual side effects. Geno helps him out. There are complications.
Introduction to Narrative Convention
Fitter, Happier, More Productive
Britta decides Abed and Troy should be honest with the group about their relationship.
When Dialogue Counts
It wasn't so much a matter of figuring out how to ask, Troy had already done that by accident.
Screenwriting for Dummies
"And remember: Star-Burns died for your sins." Wherein wishes become a[n almost] daily phenomenon, rules are broken and re-negotiated, and Greendale continues to evolve around shifting student-body relationships. This picks up immediately after 4x01, effectively an alternate Season 4 (and everything thereafter, for that matter). Expect occasional additions (e.g. the recent arrival of #11).
Extended Options in Twosomes
Triangles are resolved and character roles are explored at La Casa de Trobed.
Take a Little Step
Troy and Abed and Annie in the bedroom! (Or, how Troy and Abed asked Annie to join them, and how she figured out that it was okay to say yes.)
Studies in Domestic Cohabitation
In which Abed and Troy learn how to be boyfriends and Britta moves in while they're not looking. Canon compliant through 4.10.
Applied Social Consequences of Group Dynamics
Troy leaves. The group adjusts. Abed is selfish.
Connection
My first attempts at Tim/Kon, and it shows. I've since made some edits, but not all that many as these things go. The fascinating thing to me is that, almost ten years later, I wouldn't change much of *anything* about the Kon.
Practice
Steve hadn't asked Sam why he'd come along, but if he did, Sam could tell him that hanging out with him was just plain relaxing.
How to Handle the Truth; or Putting a Bird in the Bush
Kon's been doing a lot of thinking. And all that thinking Kon's been doing? The truth is that some of that thinking has been about doing Tim.
The Chance to Fly
The Wedding Crashers
After two years on her own, and two more as a hunter with Sam and Dean Winchester, Leah thought she’d escaped her old life at La Push. But when she’s called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee’s wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide.
Manic Pixie Real Boy
Rei had actually planned on studying tonight, when he invited Nagisa over.
Give and Take
Jean would just like to make it absolutely clear that making out with Eren was an accident. An accident he is currently still having.
Days and Nights
All things considered, he was fortunate not to have been shot through the wall in the corridor and out of the building entirely. Kurama's sides shook with a few last paroxysms of humour. Oh, dear. That could have been more tactful.
Drop it Low
In which Sidney Crosby discovers twerking and decides it'd be a good idea to add it to the Penguins' workout routine, and Paulie knows exactly who to blame.
left the city, my family, my precinct
Bitty uses emojis like a second language, one that Jack's slowly starting to become fluent in.
Love On Top
Bitty's maple-sugar baking experiment goes even better than he planned: a 'swawesome afternoon at the Haus. (Bitty thinks about letting go of Jack, but then he asks himself what Beyoncé would do. She would not, he decides, back down.)
Make It If We Can
Jack opens a door he hasn't walked through in a long time. Bitty holds his hand.
Counterpoint
Twenty years after The Great Purge and the continuing effects of a High Priestess’s curse, Albion is a nation on the brink of collapse. Not even High Chancellor Uther Pendragon’s Compatibility Regime can curb the plummeting population. To add to his troubles, his wayward son, Arthur, makes no disguise of his unwillingness to wed. With good reason. Arthur is secretly leading the Movement, a covert organisation plotting to overthrow the government and return magic to Albion. Not to mention, it’s been foreseen that Arthur’s future, his destiny, is an indomitable union with a warlock—not marriage to the farm-boy matched to him by Uther’s Compatibility Machines.
In Focus
Jack's just taking pictures whenever he sees something worth photographing, something that seems to fit what he's being told in class, about line and shape and color and beauty. It's like the camera knew before Jack did.
half the lies you tell aren't true
It takes a long, long time for Dorian to realize that he is still waiting for the Bull to finish what he started.
Primae Noctis
On their fourth date, Jupiter takes matters into her own hands.
A Greater Compliment
They are enemies before the Inquisition brings them together. When the tension of unexpected camaraderie gives way to something more, Dorian learns that the Iron Bull is almost nothing like what he expected. It leaves one to wonder: what does the future hold for a Tevinter mage and a Qunari ex-Ben Hasrath agent?
human sacrifice and mass hysteria
"It's bad enough that everybody here in the bloody south thinks that I'll kidnap them and use them for blood magic, it seems a bit over the top for them to think I'm cruel to tiny fluffy animals as well."
lights go out, here I go again
Shortly after Arthur is resurrected in the 21st century, he finds Merlin's vibrator. That's it. That's the plot.
A Thoughtful, Moving Exploration of Passionate Youth
It said something about Gai that Iruka was actually unsure whether that was a line.
A snake among the leaves
Orochimaru gets one more chance. Just maybe, it will be enough to save him—and the entire world as well.
such as iron & dragonbone
Alistair thought he had found his place in the world when he joined the Grey Wardens. But the battle of Ostagar changed that world, and as Alistair follows the only other surviving Grey Warden through a country being torn apart by both Blight and civil war, he finds his ideas about his place and his self changing, too. Particularly when he falls quite spectacularly in love.
An Algorithm for Mistakes
Lydia has a plan: attend college, study the biological makeup of werewolves, win prizes, and wear amazing shoes. She does not expect to make friends with Stiles. Or flirt with Stiles. Or accidentally start a pack war with Stiles. Whatever. The point is, Lydia has a plan.
Marriage of True Minds
Sherlock needs John. John lights up around Sherlock. Mary loves her boys and thinks this is a lot less complicated than they are making it. Set right after TEH and before SoT. Fast turning into a bloody epic season three fix-it.
Heliotrope
They cannot see, but she does. Myrcella sees.
Taking It
Brian was staring up at him wide-eyed, what the fuck are you doing. Dom didn’t know what the fuck he was doing, but whatever it was, he was doing it, so he didn’t let that show on his face.
