The story of a stablehand and his cruel stepfamily.

Prompt: How about Kris gets turned into a werewolf, werewolves instinctively mate for life, turns out Katy is not his mate so they have to get divorced, Kris gives her the house and goes to stay with Adam who he hasn't seen since before he got turned, he walks in and immediately realises Adam is his mate....

Eyes ahead.

That's the twenty-first century love song, baby. Glitz and glamour and every one of us is a liar.

Brendon's twitter typo outs his marriage to the world, and he doesn't know what to do next.

In Which Sheriff Stilinski almost gives Stiles a heart attack

Telepath police consultant AU.

Adam doesn't mean to get a pet crab.

Pete accidentally "outs" himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They're not gay. What now?

The problem, Kris thinks, isn't the wolf's instinctual surrender; it's the human's complete capitulation.

"He doesn't wanna go."

Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.

pirates!

Adam is a figure skater, Kris is a snowboarder. The Olympics are on. (Just go with the flow, this is too silly to have a summary anyway.)

In which Adam is a struggling singer and Misha is an eccentric artist, and somehow it all just works.

When Kris auditioned for Idol, Katy never dreamed he'd make the Top 13, much less be crowned the winner. But if she was unprepared for that, it was nothing compared to meeting Adam. First in a series.

Derek thinks he's doing alright in life, with his family at his side and a job he loves. Despite his family's concerns he remains adamant that he doesn't need a mate, afraid to take the risk of letting anyone close enough to try to hurt his family again. That is until he realizes that his true mate has been right under his nose for years, and that now through his inaction he may lose him.

#no seriously #where’s the au #where some witches or warlocks or something turn stiles into a cat #and he lurks in wait in the abandoned train station #waiting for derek to walk by so stiles can blitz-attack his ankles

The band thinks Patrick lost his tattoo virginity.

Pete and Patrick, at the end of the world. A podfic of petewentz @ stumpalicious written by svmadelyn

To: PC (loyaltothedream@hushmail.com) From: Buck (bucky1956@yahoo.com) Subject: Report! Date: May 10, 2012 Phil — where the hell are you, man? Let us know if you're all right, or if there's anything we can do to help. HQ's freaking the fuck out.

Five Times Mack helped Fitz (but Fitz really helped himself)