A new side of Claude, a new family for Claire, a new job for Jessica, and a New York for Ando.

Neal forgot to turn off his audio transmitter before engaging in some personal business. Well, "forgot"...

Jones and Diana talk shop, promotions, politics, and the sex lives of their colleagues during the weekly Friday Night Safety Meeting.

Neal still dreams of the big cons -- but now they have a familiar cast of characters.

Neal has a lead on a priceless work of art he wants to recover, and he needs Peter's help.

His best friend keeps cockblocking him, his relationship guru is a computer, and he might be gay. The future is very complicated.

Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.

Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide.

Steve is adapting well to the new millennium, and he has the dictionary to prove it.

After the fighting is over, then come the hot baths, ice packs, resurrection from the dead, political maneuvering, and happy endings (not like that, Tony).

Steve thinks about sex a lot, and he'd like to have some, if he could just stop being an idiot around the people he'd like to have it with.

Steve Rogers is no stranger to the silver screen.

Antonia Carter Stark takes no shit and no prisoners.

After the fighting is over, then come the hot baths, ice packs, resurrection from the dead, political maneuvering, and happy endings (not like that, Tony).

Antonia Carter Stark takes no shit and no prisoners.

Everyone has a part of themselves that others don't always get to see.

There are some staff changes going on at SHIELD.

Steve had body-modesty trained out of him in boot camp, and apparently his attitude is infectious.

Bruce isn't sure he wants to use a credit card Tony gave him. Steve isn't sure he even knows how.

When a second Tony Stark slips through from an alternate universe, Steve suddenly finds his hands very full.

What if the universes collided and a bunch of Steves ran into each other. And for whatever reason, they all had sex. As one does when meeting several of your alternate universe versions.

Five times the Avengers pawned kids off on the Jean Grey School.

Neal knows a very sad story about a thief and a sailor. Peter's still stuck on pirates.

A routine investigation into an art theft turns up Neal's fingerprints on a stolen painting. Neal swears he's never stolen a Nullier painting, but that's only half the truth...

In an alternate universe where Sirius Black never went to Azkaban, Harry divides his life between the Dursleys' house and Mr. Black's bookshop -- until Sirius realises what the Dursleys are doing to him, and takes him away from their care.

Dean keeps insisting Castiel do things that humans do; sometimes Castiel is grateful for this, and sometimes...not so much.

They haven't exactly met in linear order, Neal and the Doctor, but sometimes that makes for the best kind of friendship.

Extremis has a few unexpected benefits.

One criminal consultant. One consulting detective. One serial killer. And one perhaps inadvisable bet...

"The likelihood of finding a cab on Christmas Eve is fast approaching nil." "So was the likelihood of you kissing me in the middle of the pavement, and yet."

Steve Rogers just wanted to sell good, nourishing, cheap food from his food truck. Now the crazy fusion chefs from TOBRU are calling him a hipster, the avant garde restaurant "Shield" across the street has declared war on chains, and...well, then there's Thor, who thinks Steve's habit of licking food is weird.

Heroes In Manhattan: From Captain America's Hidden Talents To The Truth About The Hulk, We Debunk The Myths And Expose The Daily Lives Of The Avengers.

A podfic of "Feed the Body, Nourish the Soul" by copperbadge. "Steve Rogers just wanted to sell good, nourishing, cheap food from his food truck. Now the crazy fusion chefs from TOBRU are calling him a hipster, the avant garde restaurant "Shield" across the street has declared war on chains, and...well, then there's Thor, who thinks Steve's habit of licking food is weird."

Steve is adapting well to the new millennium, and he has the dictionary to prove it.

Clint wants to give his kid the world. Isobel's not complicated; she'll settle for a couple of superheroes and a train set.

"Five times the Avengers pawned kids off on the Jean Grey School."

"Steve Rogers just wanted to sell good, nourishing, cheap food from his food truck. Now the crazy fusion chefs from TOBRU are calling him a hipster, the avant garde restaurant "Shield" across the street has declared war on chains, and...well, then there's Thor, who thinks Steve's habit of licking food is weird."

Draco comes to fetch Harry away from the Dursleys for seventh year.

In the summer after Harry's sixth year, Harry and Remus uncover a section of the Marauder's Map which has been hidden for the past twenty years, releasing a carbon copy of sixteen-year-old Sirius Black from its depths. As they prepare for the impending war, Sirius must find a place for himself in this new world, Harry must find a way to destroy Voldemort, and Remus must face his own past while trying to build a tenuous future with Tonks.

In an alternate universe where Sirius Black never went to Azkaban, Harry divides his life between the Dursleys' house and Mr. Black's bookshop -- until Sirius realises what the Dursleys are doing to him, and takes him away from their care.

Bruce isn't sure he wants to use a credit card Tony gave him. Steve isn't sure he even knows how.

Clint Barton -- subby, ex-carnie white trash, spy -- isn't the kind of guy Captain America goes for. Nobody informed Captain America of this.

When Clint Barton put on the Captain America costume for a mission, he didn't count on Phil Coulson's reaction. Coulson didn't count on Clint crashing his new team to do something about it.

Every year I do a post of all the bits of fic I couldn't find a place for. Some stand alone pretty well; most are just starts I don't have the interest or energy to finish.

Dummy discovers self-expression through sculpture.

Steve Rogers discovers the Grinch, but he already knew Dr. Seuss...

Sex gas, Latveria, and a SHIELD orgy.

In which Tony Stark is training John Sheppard for another mouthy scientist, far in his future.