"Shockingly, my skillset is somewhat more diverse than blowing shit up and pissing you off.” Or: the one where Tim gets inked up and it's the best idea he's ever had.

Tim is bad at feelings, so he instigates a prank war. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

"Shockingly, my skillset is somewhat more diverse than blowing shit up and pissing you off.” Or: the one where Tim gets inked up and it's the best idea he's ever had.

ne dislocated shoulder and two minor intergalactic incidents later, and all Tim wants is a shower, a mushroom and swiss cheeseburger, and a blowjob, preferably in that order.

“If you shower my couch with love and affection, I might actually kill you.” Or: how Tim Drake buys a house, rebuilds his life, and accidentally falls in love.

"I was thinking post patrol sex. You in?"

Jason's the Red Hood and being the Red Hood gives him sex magic. Duh.

Tim is bad at feelings, so he instigates a prank war. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Jason, Cass and early Saturday morning grocery shopping.