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It's an alternate universe kind of thing. Drusilla was less than pleased after "Crush". She made a few stops before leaving town. Now, Giles has to learn to cope in a whole new world, while at the same time keeping his old world from falling to Glory.
The Misadventures of Merlin Malfoy
And you thought Draco Malfoy had an ego problem before? Just wait till he discovers his identity from a previous life!
Heir Of Voldemort
Shortly prior to his fall, Voldemort decides it is wise to have a back-up plan lest something (Ha! As if, thinks he) happen to him. So, he decides on getting an Heir. He picks a witch - who isn't happy about it - and announces she's going to carry his squirt. This is where things go downhill - Voldemort goes to the Potters and doesn't return, so what happens to the witch...?
The Sleeping Dragon Wakes
Lily and James went to greater lengths to protect their son than even Dumbledore knew and, as Harry grows into his inheritance, the Wizarding world will find out just how deep one old man's ...
las almas perdidas
They say that The Event changed everything. All living and non living things changed in that one instant. And were still changing. Before New Orleans had drawn all kinds of people to it. Some hidden siren’s song that was a mix of old, new and dark. All of it, the melodies and harmonies of the city itself, held together with the weave of magic.
Stump's Eleven
Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he'll need some friends to help him out.
Better Angels
When James Potter rescues his rival from a slavery, he doesn't understand the responsibility he is taking on. Can a confused and resentful fifth year overcome his old animosity to help his former rival? Can an abused Snape accept his new role?
Philosophical Differences
Scott and Logan argue an ageold question
Harry's Pets
Lately I've noticed a couple of Harry in Africa stories, were he does really well with the animals. Well, what if that started in a sense before Hogwarts...
In Case Of Zombies
What do you do when the world is being consumed by a mutated killer virus. What happens when your relatives, in one last reluctant act take you with them to another country, and what happens when they leave you for dead against the Undead hordes?
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? [includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus]
How to Avoid Kicking Puppies and Other Valuable Lessons in Leadership
McCoy nods. “It happens when you don’t establish proper boundaries. Or when things aren’t stable at home. Have you been fighting with Spock again? The children don’t like it when Mommy and Daddy fight.” “Funny,” Kirk says and then frowns. “Wait… which one of us is which?”
A Squire With Prospects
'She'd been a boy, and now she was a woman, but she'd never been a girl': Gary reflects on his friends Alan and Alanna.
Drabbles: All About Adam
(and sometimes Kris, and once or maybe twice, JC, but mostly Adam)
Notes on an Expurgated Genealogy
Four members of the Black family who come out and one who doesn’t.
Little Lies
David isn't a lover or a hater, he's more of an abstainer, withholding of all opinions as beneath his notice, which is why it comes as a surprise to him when he realizes that he very strongly dislikes Adam Lambert. He maybe even hates the guy. He looks at Lambert in his stupid eyeliner and even stupider outfits, watches him on TV every week and thinks, that guy is such a fucking douche.
Revelations
Adam discovers something about Kris's past that he never would've suspected.
Five Times Kris Surprises Adam
Adam doesn't know when his original opinion about Kris changed, when he had this realization that he had him pegged completely wrong, but he also doesn't know when he actually stopped caring either.
Innocent Pleasures
A response to the TTH Challenge 1191: Scooby Vamped. This story is No. 8 in the series "Tales of the LSH (Legion of Sunnydale Heroes)".
Before He Cheats
I was listening to Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats' on the bus this morning and this popped into my head. So naturally I had to write it out and share it with you guys.
Blood Magic
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
TtH100: Xander in Smallville
This is my TtH100 Xander in Smallville. *warning* Has implied Slash and will be slash later. high rating for later chapters.
Born to be Wild
AU. Xander’s possessions left him with more than just memories. From the hyena he got the senses, from the soldier he got the spikes. He searches for help in Cascade.
Wishing on the Hellmouth
Willow, Faith, and Xander find wishing while drunk can be detrimental to your health.
Magical Cage
Jack hates it when missions go wrong. Having a vampire with a couple of civvies show up after a wormhole/portal disaster is just the icing on the cake.
Grave Matters
When he sees someone crying, Noah Puckerman goes from total badass to Disney f**king Princess in five seconds flat.
How to Become a Loser in Twelve Easy Steps
How Cougar became a Loser
Meet the Jensen's
Jensen's parents are completely normal. The Losers finally get to meet them.
Caveat Emptor or How Clay stopped ordering things on the internet
Clay gets more than he bargained for.
Better to Hope Than to Despair
Burt discovers what else Kurt keeps in his hope chest. Sorry, Burt.
Consequences Be Damned
Whatever it is hits him before he even has a chance to react and then just as quickly it's over. He doesn't know what it is, all he knows is that its grip was so tight that his bones snapped like sticks from the pressure.
Divine Intervention
When the Russian mob starts to take over the Boston underworld there are two ways to handle the situation; the way of the gun, or the way of the con. Or, a little bit of both.
Something Worth Dying For
When the Leverage team decides to take down Vaughn Wilson, they don't realize that he's dealing in something a lot worse than heroin and assault rifles, or that Eliot's old boss has his eye on Wilson too. Things can go wrong in a hurry when whether you're a Loser or just providing a little leverage, but with Eliot's life on the line, his past and his present had better work together fast, or Eliot's future won't last longer than tonight.
A Question In Need Of Answer
Jack grows up, but how has Jack been shaped?
The Hiatus Continuations
A new side of Claude, a new family for Claire, a new job for Jessica, and a New York for Ando.
We Protect Our Own
Serving a minor search warrant, Peter comes across a stash of very illegal pornography, and Neal has to face something he thought he laid to rest years ago.
Intemperance
"Intemperance," a story from the secret journals of Doctor John H. Watson, intimate friend and long-time companion of the infamous Sherlock Holmes: A most curious and instructive report of the great man's improbable fecundation, gestation, and parturition.
You're Gonna Make It After All
Two indecent exposure citations, one best friend, one amazing sex partner, one unexpected mentor, and a Starfleet-funded study of intercultural sexual norms. Sounds like a normal academic year for Gaila.
Out with the Buccaneers
John figured out he was gay by reading his mother's romance novels--and realizing he wanted to have sex with the pirate, not the damsel-in-distress.
Triskelion
as a new Era of War begins, the King of Galore has chosen three warriors to recreate the ancient mystic ways and get the power to beat the Shadow Lord, but as these three engage into the journey, they will discover more about themselves and how the legends of their enchanted land relate to his own personal story. Introducing swordsman!Spoony, wizard!Linkara and assassin!Critic, The Land of Galore, the upcoming battle and the enemies ahead.
So.... I've been forgetting to crosspost all my Amplificathon 2012 podfics.... Ooops?
Unorthodox Methods: "AU from original premise of SPN – Sam goes to law school and eventually joins the FBI, where he gets assigned as Peter’s probie, and the New York FBI office staff are amused, and eventually, slightly traumatized." pockets full of stones: "This is a trick." my favorite view: "The one where Jon is a fetish photographer." It Is Written (aka The Brave Knight Saves the Handsome Prince From a Fate Moste Untenable): "Fairy-tale AU, wherein Kris is a knight, and Adam is... a unicorn." How Becky Totally Saved the World Without Becoming a Mary Sue or: PLEASE R&R OR I'LL NEVER WRITE: "The upside of living with a prophet was the fanfic. And the forewarning of the apocalypse. But, mostly the fic." A Sam Adams Moment: "The clutch of seven ZPMs they find on Dedahr's rocky third moon results, in rough chronological order, in a brief fainting fit on Rodney's part; a message back to Atlantis that creates near hysteria amongst its scientists and startles a truly blasphemous exclamation in Czech out of Zelenka; a fully-powered city whose midnight glow is refracted through its shields; five destroyed hive ships and one very raucous, ruus-wine fuelled celebration; wormhole travel back to Earth, which is soon protected once more by the Ancient weapons platform in Antarctica; and the IOC declaring that the expedition's brief can be expanded from defence to broader exploration."
A Hair From Breaking
... Tony tells Bruce about Afghanistan.
Bird of Prey
He's been called a lot of names, but the one that stuck was Hawk.
Numbered Silently
Bruce kept a little tally, in his head, of people he thought should meet the Hulk. Those who had made Tony afraid were numbered among them. No archive warnings, but heed tags, yes?
Oh, look - it'a another 10 podfics!
As good as you get: "The problem was, really, Kris Allen was a tease." If You Can't See Where It Keeps Its Brain: "The Sorting Hat has its own agenda." I Woke Up In Love This Morning: He was hazy, half-asleep and incredibly comfortable and still half-lost in the most amazing dream. Five Reasons Xander Harris Hates Pete Wentz: If the Bandom'verse and the Buffy'verse all occupied the same 'verse, this is exactly what would have happened. red, red, gold: "Her name is Tasha Stark, and you won’t break her."
The Avengers-Abuse meme
cafetière à piston
Welcome to Common Grounds, a small coffeehouse in Peoria. And you are never going to believe the incredible specimen of sex on legs that just walked in.
Not The Music In Me
You know how at the end of High School Musical you found yourself thinking 'You know, someone really needs to write a Supernatural bodyswap crossover with this'? Wait, you didn't?
KARKAT VANTAS'S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS
IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT INTERSPECIES RELATIONS ARE RAPIDLY DEVOLVING INTO SLOPPY MAKEOUTS THAT THREATEN TO BECOME DISGUSTINGLY MORE INTIMATE. IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP YOU IDIOTS FROM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER WEIRD XENOBIOLOGY AND EMBARRASSING EVERYONE IN THE WORST WAYS POSSIBLE, I HAVE COMPILED THIS GUIDE, WHICH SHOULD BE SHORT ENOUGH THAT EVEN THOSE OF YOU WITH THE ATTENTION SPANS OF SMALL INSECTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ IT ALL IN ONE SITTING.
awake at night
There are certain expectations in troll society about taking in a freeloader with no place to go, as Dad Egbert finds out when he offers to host two of his son's stranded friends post-game.
