"Young Chekov is not as naive as he seems. He successfully persuades 5 crew members to educate him "in the vays ov luv", and each is charmingly and discretely convinced they are the first and only star in Chekov's constellation. Only one crew member is not taken in, and watches the boy's campaign of conquest with growing amusement and admiration. How will they chose to reveal the truth of their observations - and what are the results?"

Spock goes into Pon Farr and the only person around (maybe they're trapped together somewhere, IDK JUST MAKE IT WORK LMAO) is poor little Chekov ...