"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.

After a meeting of the minds in a bar in Colorado Springs, John and Rodney embark on some family visits. Driving, drinking and other fun activities ensue.

None of them were made for this bureaucratic nightmare, but they couldn't just leave the people of Pegasus to twist in the wind. That wasn't why they were here. Pairing McKay/Sheppard, Dex/Keller, Lorne/Zelenka (if you squint)

When John Sheppard's father dies, he finds himself faced with an estranged brother, runaway Replicators, and a budding relationship with the ever-complex, frequently annoying Rodney McKay. There is only so much a guy can take before reaching his breaking point.

“What does he think we are, Fine Arts majors?” Rodney demanded.

Team Sheppard goes to the Olympics.

Rodney McKay, raised by a pod of telepathic whales. John Sheppard, mage with fae blood. Teyla Emmagan, rune-scientist. Ronon Dex, winged soldier. On the waystation of Atlantis, they're about to become embroiled in an age-old war against a brutal enemy.

Gender identity crises, sneaking into physics seminars, daring rescue schemes, and the complicated relationship between sex and eating. Oh, plus they're all insects (and one arachnid).

Rodney tells Santa what he wants for Christmas. Twenty years later, he finally gets it.

Atlantis was a neutral colony before it became a prison camp, split between the mainland facilities and the ocean bound city itself for the war criminals and those convicted of crimes against humanity.

"God, life is so unfair. I find what appears to be the sole personal teleportation device in the city, it decides it likes you, and what do you do with it? Save the city with a stunning feat of bravery and tactical prowess? No. You don't even bring me coffee--you use it to increase your repertoire of juvenile humour with a prank that three-year-olds have been carrying off successfully without teleportation probably for centuries."

Harlequin AU (no Stargate). Kaleb's long gone, Jeannie's got a career, Madison has problems, Rodney's got Inner Power!, and Sheppard. . . is pretty much the same. Warnings: reference to the verbal abuse of a child and physical violence; Ford and Jeannie misbehave

A story about the benefits of cultural exchange, contraception, the downsides to television stardom, and what counts as pre-watershed in the Pegasus galaxy.

Atlantis may adore John, but her subroutines love Rodney.

AU: SGA meets Bravo's Project Runway

Of all the ways Rodney McKay had imagined fucking John Sheppard...never had a single fantasy included both an audience and taking turns with his teammates.

Badfic Summary Mini-Ficathon entry, for [info]kalpurna's summary: "When Rodney starts exhibiting strange symptoms, Dr. Beckett discovers something odd about his genetic makeup. Now Rodney must find a mate -- before his alien side chooses for him. Warnings: wingfic, tentacles (NC-17)."

"I hope you picked someone really intelligent, otherwise it seems like it would be kind of a waste. Of incubation time, if nothing else." (Written for the SGA Harlequin challenge.)

Hopeless geek Rodney McKay offers high school quarterback John Sheppard $1000 to make him cool. A story about growing up, finding out who you are, and deciding what you're going to do about it.

Earth is gone, lost to the Ori and Atlantis has to take a hard look at how to survive now that they're on their own.

Because sometimes there are accidental orgies.

What sucked most was the sinking feeling that McKay was handling the whole thing better than he was.

John stared down at his hands, a little numbly, watching Rodney wrap the long leather strap over and under his wrists, binding them together.

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

John, Rodney and a room full of...things.

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

2010(or there abouts), John and Rodney have been cloned. They're ordered back to Earth and Jeannie is asked to take them in.

The IOA wants to replace John, but never fear, Rodney has a plan.

John is the top male figure skater in the world, Rodney is the captain of Canada's hockey team. They run into each other at the winter Olympics.

Another off-world mission, another alien ritual – and suddenly, Rodney has tentacles and needs to mate with his mate – John.

A massively self-indulgent fic in which Ronon is John's baby daddy, Rodney is not amused, and Josh just wants to study anthropology.

"Sheppard's government didn't manage to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

Genius billionaire Rodney McKay has his share of secrets, investigative reporter John Sheppard is determined to get to the bottom of them. He'd also like to figure out who the hell the man in the metal suit that keeps saving his life is.

Fire to Air, Air to Water, with the broad Earth beneath linking them both. A fusion between SGA and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

A new vampire is taking L.A. by storm, and he has an offer to make vampire hunter John Sheppard.

"You can't make a sub the military commander of Atlantis," Ford said.

“Colonel John Sheppard knew, from the moment he first met Dr Rodney McKay, that the man would be trouble.” This novel-length story is a prequel to General & Dr Sheppard telling the story of how the AU John and Rodney first got together.

An accident with Ancient technology sucks a John and Rodney from an alternate universe onto Atlantis – and they have very different ideas about sex, marriage and relationships.

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

Rodney and John have been in a relationship for years, despite all the difficulties that arise when two subs with no dominant tendencies try to have a relationship. When Jennifer Keller arrives on Atlantis, the two of them decide that things are going to change.

CRAAAAAACK! Potential Valdemar AUs

Rodney is in a relationship with Jennifer, but she doesn't at all think that that means he has to spend less time with his best friend. John seems to think so, though, and this bothers her more and more for reasons she can't really explain to herself.

John wakes up in someone else’s body.

"Hey—Elton John wants his planet back!"

Caroll, Franklin R. Atlantis Revisited. New York and London, Routledge, 2011. Chapman, Denise. Several Kinds of Genius: The Life of Rodney McKay. NY: Harper Perennial, 2015. Croft, Rosalind. City of Spires: A Memoir. Toronto: The Mercury Press, 2009. Dugan, Paul. A Political History of Atlantis. Oxford: OUP, 2012.

Comment-fic for eliade, prompt: John/Rodney--slavery slavery slavery SLAVERY.

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

He didn’t know who started it but there was a wall on the Northeast Pier that the populace of Atlantis called “The Confessional”.