Puck and Kurt start chatting after football practice.

The team is on their way to sectionals and Kurt learns something new...

"You are such a fucking brat,"

When Kurt had snapped at Puck after Glee rehearsal and told him to kiss his ass, Puck had simply responded, "When and where?"

Things happened pretty quickly once Puck agreed to make out with Kurt.

Puck sat on the edge of his bed, looking at the plastic packaging that encased the present the football team had gotten him for his birthday.

This is a continuation of Pool Cleaning for Dummies. It contains more ~emotions~ and also Puck's impersonation of God.

Okay, so maybe Puck’s gay after all…

It’s kind of hard to get over a crush when you don’t really want to

Future fic! He doesn't know how it happens but Finn actually gets into college. Turns out, Kurt lives in his hall and they become BFFs. And then Finn has a gay crisis.

Four times Puck “saved” Kurt’s life and the one time he honestly did.

Puck doesn't understand Kurt nearly as much as he'd thought. Curiosity leads him to do something about it.

So Kurt and Puck, eh? Totally came out of nowhere, especially for Finn Hudson, Tina Cohen-Chang, Emma Pillsbury, Sue Sylvester and especially Kurt Hummel.

Gifts should never be questioned, especially when Sasha Fierce is playing along.

Sequel to Show Me Secrets You Didn't Know Was Inside. A very unique experience has befallen Puck; and it's name is Kurt Hummel.

Four instances that Puck finds himself surprised by an inebriated Kurt; and one time the tables are reversed.

Puck goes to a secret sex party & hooks up with a mysterious cross-dressing boy... Yeah, really, lol... Just read it! ;)

Puck's not the worst Jew ever. Yet.

Kurt loves getting fingered, rough and dirty.

It’s not something he does often.

Nineteen years ago, a baby boy was expected to the newly married Hummels.

Dear Kurt Hummel, it is with Glee and Cheer that we invite you to share a special day in our lives and join us for the Class Reunion of McKinley High for the year 2011!

If there is one thing Kurt can admit to always having admired about Noah Puckerman...

The bottle spins and spins and spins, and when it finally stops, it’s pointing right at Kurt.

“Why did you blow it?”

After a football loss, Puck convinces Kurt that he needs to be punished by sucking his cock. Little does Kurt know that Puck has other things planned.

Puck and Kurt accidentally meet up after school.

Finn helping Puck get his act together with Kurt

Because every time he's rejected man he loses affection

Puck discovers something about himself in an unexpected way.

Puck’s used to not getting what he wants.

Three scenes inspired by Rachel's line about how Kurt "wore a corset to second period" one day, as well as some vague spoilers for future episodes. Some references to Kurt's crush on Finn and to Puck being a MILF Chaser, but it's a happy fic for Kurt this time, I promise!

Kurt muses aloud about Puck's sex drive. He gets a little more than he bargained for.

Kurt is being anonymously manhandled. Guess who's behind it.

There are two things Noah will do if he's bored enough and they are as follows.

When Mercedes got into hostess-mode, there was nothing anyone could do to stop her.

Puck dreams of verbal abuse.

How to improvise and always say, “yes and”.

Kurt dares Puck to walk a mile in his Gucci boots. Not literally. But yeah, Puck has to kiss Finn... in front of witnesses...

Hummel, what do you think you're doing standing right there?

If Kurt hadn’t been looking at Finn he would never have seen the other person who did that same thing. Well, two other people, but everyone already knows about Rachel, no, what Kurt sees is a lot more interesting.

Will "accidentally" ingests a reverse love potion. (Terri had nothing to do with it) Many hormones are had, some revelations are made.

Liz Phair used to be so awesome. Also: Spanish lessons, fantasy sequences, fun with anagrams, stupid boy feelings, glances across a cafeteria, and an "Incubus," whatever the hell that is.

A/N: Here it is Ladies and Gents. Pirate fic. The first of...I dunno. I'm hoping anywhere from 3 to 5 chapters. Not epic length, but not short length either. :)

Taken from glee_kink: Kurt is reacquainted with Puck ___ years after graduating high school: a not-so-blind date scenario constructed by the old McKinley High gleeks.

Tis be a short story of how certain people in their lives find out that Puck and Kurt are dating