Finn is entirely unsure how he ends up on his knees in the team locker room shower stalls after school.

"THIS IS BOTH EMBARRASSING AND AWESOME" - [info]zinnydark. It's pretty much exactly what it says in the title.

Kurt's first thought on seeing the newcomer at Glee, all long legs and smoothly muscled arms, was : where the hell has he been hiding? His second thought was: and what's with the hat?

People make assumptions, and they write fairytales. But in the real world, even in Glee world, there is no such thing as a hero, as Prince Charming. Damsels in distress have to rescue themselves, and there can never be such a thing as a happy ending, because either life goes on, or everyone dies. Kurt is just trying get as close as he can.

In an unfair world full of unfair things, Puck thought the most unfair thing of all was Kurt Hummel with a popsicle.