"Young Chekov is not as naive as he seems. He successfully persuades 5 crew members to educate him "in the vays ov luv", and each is charmingly and discretely convinced they are the first and only star in Chekov's constellation. Only one crew member is not taken in, and watches the boy's campaign of conquest with growing amusement and admiration. How will they chose to reveal the truth of their observations - and what are the results?"

Prison AU! Bonus points if Chekov (being, after all, an adorable little genius) is in prison for being a less-than-adorable little criminal genius. High-security, please, and do with this what you will.

Sulu and Chekov get stranded on an alien planet together, much to Sulu's chagrin.