When Bob glances up from the board, there's someone standing next to him. He twitches, startled, and lifts his hands up automatically so they don't jar any of his levels. "Do you need something?" he half-shouts, leaning in so the guy can hear him.

Bob is the third wheel. Set a few years in the future.

Have you ever noticed that Frank's kind of...

Everyone on the tour jokes about it: oh, Frank's in heat.

sometimes two and two is eventually three.

Bob isn't especially surprised when Frank calls his hotel room at just after midnight to ask if he wants to come hang out.

Neither Frank nor Bob is the pregnant one, but they seem to be the ones doing all the freaking out. And they can’t even blame the hormones.

Bad timing, bad luck, and the right kind of self-destructive taste.

410. MCR Bob/Frank/Jamia WWII AU - (I am borrowing elements of this from someone else who may or may not wish to remain nameless) Frank and Jamia get married right before Frank goes off and gets killed in the war. Bob is wounded trying to save him and gets sent home. Jamia is pregnant, and Bob promised Frank he'd take care of her if anything happened to Frank, and they end up getting married. It's totally a ~marriage of convenience~ at first, but over time, they fall in love and it is slow and shy and full of guilty longing. BUT THEN it turns out Frank hadn't died, he'd been taken prisoner, and he's released when the war's over. He's starved and beaten and sick, and Jamia and Bob nurse him back to health, and there is stoic pining and people worried about honor and duty and thinking they're the fifth wheel. AND THEN A HAPPY THREESOME ENDING. *cough*