A glimpse of characters before they met Buffy. Includes Giles at Hogwarts, Dru in Dublin, Willow at Band Camp, Angel in 1920s Chicago, Joyce in Jean-Claude's arms, Faith in Whistlestop 'bama, Graham before the Army, and Spike with the Breakfast Club

Andrew seeks professional help, just not the right kind.

Xander gets pointers on how to do it standing up… comedy, stand-up comedy, geesh people, get your minds out of the gutter ;). Fic-a-thon entry for Pixiestyxs.

199 words: Anita and Edward find out who's better.

( if you ever want me. allison iraheta/alisan porter, bonus kris/adam friendship, pg-13. ) ( adam lambert/brendon urie, written in haiku form. ) ( frank iero pov, kris/adam, pg-13. )

Here, some words for you about Adam and Gerard going shopping together. I don't know. ♥you♥

What if Xander wore a different costume at Halloween? A Short Story collection of different answers.

Basically, the Never Slept With Gee Club consists of Bob and Mikey. And Mikey's her brother.

When Kurt had snapped at Puck after Glee rehearsal and told him to kiss his ass, Puck had simply responded, "When and where?"

Dean thinks he's found something worth investigating. Lovely little ficlet and the glimpse of Frank through an outsider's eyes is just perfect.

Tommy and Kris shove Adam into a dark room. No talking necessary. They're in control and Adam doesn't mind.

Neal didn't owe many people favors.

The Ember Island Players did him a favor, really, when they took their show on the road.

The girls chased Heero. They chased Duo too, but Duo always let himself get caught. Consequently Heero was the more sought after of the two, because every girl likes a challenge.

Tim gets twitchy if you stare at him, apparently, which means that staring officially counts as bugging Tim.

They’d met years ago, years before Jensen joined the Losers.

Yukiko has seen Revolutionary Girl Utena, and is not a fan.

A tiny prompt ficlet. Tony cannot, for the life of him, make a decent piece of toast. Bruce ... finds this far more amusing than he should

He doesn’t tell Dave why he hides his food under the futon, behind mixing equipment, inside the bricks of his desk. Why his swords are two steps from where he sleeps, and why he’s trained himself to cat nap in three hour intervals of insomniac nervousness.

When he realised he had two genders, he wanted to scream in frustration.

Stiles sighs as the sweep starts running. "I can't believe we almost lost the bestiary because you felt the need to visit skeevy porn sites without antivirus protection."

Derek risks a glance at Stiles only to find him practically fucking vibrating with glee at he ticks his gaze between Derek and Laura, like embarrassing family stories about Derek are the best thing that's ever freaking happened to him.

Zelgadis is learning to live with his body.

Quality time. With Rise.

Ranger Mori and Ranger Ackerman are drift compatible, but outside the Jaeger they rarely exchange words.

Brienne nearly starts a brawl at Sansa Stark's wedding when she elbows Littlefinger in the face and bloodies his nose.

"Okay," Eric says, "but you've got to be quiet, sweetheart. You know how thin these walls are."

He’s Dave motherfuckin’ Strider. He saved two—no, three, kind of—universes and has made out with aliens, okay? He has made time his bitch, died for his cause time and time again, and had an ultimate rap off with an Insane Clown Posse wannabe while the fucker was on a murder spree. He doesn’t give two shits what other people think of him.

This is not exactly what Jensen was expecting when he came into work this morning.

The Antivan language and sex on the war table: just two of Bull's varied interests.

Josephine is not a flirt, really.

"Are you sure this is okay with you," she whispers quietly, peering down at Jason.

An alternate take on leupagus's Space Princess Poe.

Leliana figures it out first, quite possibly even before Josephine does—and definitely before Cassandra does, but then, Cassandra can be very selectively dense. Certainly she figures it out well before either of them says anything to the other.

Dorian paces in front of the door fitfully. He clutches the sealed letter in his hand feeling ridiculous. What is he doing? He doesn’t even know if Cullen is interested. It’d just been a throw away line that started the conversation. Something about Leliana and Josephine snickering about marriage proposals at the war table.

Dorian can not believe this is happening. When he’d come down to join the Chargers for their evening drinks this time, rather than taking his usual seat next to Krem, his lover had grabbed him about the waist and pulled him into his lap. Dorian had flushed red and the Chargers had broken into a chorus of laughs and hoots. “This okay?” Krem murmurs the question into his ear when the hollering dies down. Dorian is still blushing but he nods. It’s not the first time they’ve done something like this, though he still can’t quite believe Krem wants this, pressed close to him in public, obviously affectionate, despite the watchful eyes of the tavern patrons.

Kink meme de-anon. Anon asked for Krem/male unwanted pregnancy and promised a castle in northern Scotland if the father was Dorian.

“Is that lightning?” Cullen chokes out breathlessly.

Prompt fill for - Cellular - Ryan - Unknown Number

Deadpool vs. Kylo Ren. The conclusion is foregone.

Davepetasprite takes up an old hobby in a new medium.

Karkat can match him at either end of his scale, balancing both highs and lows with this kind of frothing, incoherent fury that's...kind of attractive, in the right light. All that energy. All that drive.

"So what's an ashen kiss like, then?" Karkat demonstrates various quadrant-appropriate kisses to Jade.

"Umm, I don't need to be a troll to notice that hating on each other makes you guys miserable." -- mitsuhachiinthehive asked: Jade c3< karkat c3< sollux, first kiss.

You can't control your lungs. It's ridiculous, this is just a bit of rope, you could bite or claw through it if you tried hard enough (no you couldn't, he's too good at this.)

"Yo. S'obvious our previous tricks aren't gonna work the same anymore, so let's open the floor to suggestions."

For an anon prompt on my Tumblr that I kind of hijacked: gai/obito tho, kakashi's utterly terrified of the two ever coming together. "I've met Gai, Kakashi, and guess what? I'm going /to befriend him/." "You wouldn't DARE, Obito." "Oh, I would. We're going to be best friends." Obito and Gai hit it off instantly, and it all goes downhill from there. Kakashi finds them making out once and it's so horrible. He's never going to get that image out of his mind.

“Are you sure I can convince him?” Madara asks dubiously. Hashirama nods. “Only you can convince him,” Hashirama says. Then, solemnly, “Madara, you’re our only hope.”

The common folk whisper about the Council of Kings and Queens that rules over Westeros. They whisper that they are the Seven reborn.