"So," he says. He hesitates. "It looks like we're going to have some sex." Adam's eyes pop open. "You - don't - have - to – " "Are you fucking kidding me?" Kris doesn't curse, not really, but for Christ's sake- "That better be some token objection. You had better not be serious."

Adam, he like people, period. Human, vampire, whoever wants to feel good and make HIM feel good. If a little bloodsucking gets somebody off, hey, Adam is all too happy to oblige.

Sailor Air and the Sailor Soldiers, because there ain't no bending like genderbending. >:D Especially when this crazy talking lemur decides you're BFFs now and by the way, kind of have a moon princess and a whole bunch of magic crystals to go track down. Right now. Seriously this is way more important than that twenty you got on your last maths test, and no you cannot stay a boy for it, GOD AANG GET WITH THE PROGRAM HERE.

Okay, so. This was originally like, 500 words right? ‘Hey, Adam in a dress! Awesome!’ And then it was like, ‘Okay, maybe a little bit of teasing,’ and then there was just straight up porn. I don’t really know how this happened. *wanders off*

Everyone knew that Robin and Kid Flash were close friends. Extremely close friends. But no one really realized just how close of friends they were until the night Megan decided she wanted to host a movie sleepover at the Cave.

Batman gets heartily, heartily sick of Superman's attitude towards Superboy and decides to take drastic action - he takes the kid under his own wing and helps to train him alongside with Robin. Superboy ends up being part of the 'Batfamiy', with Robin sometimes calling him 'Bro' during YJ missions. And then when Superman finally gets his head out of his ass and comes to try to teach Superboy, he has to first pass the Batfamily's tests to see if he is worthy of Superboy. Because Bats take care of their own.

Young Justice are left alone for a weekend while all of the Justice League are doing important things. They get bored and decide that it's time to party. (Either they party at Mount Justice or they The point is, they get drunk. Then start doing body shoots off one another, making out, laughing, dancing, having sex with each other. Bonus points: The Mentors show up the next morning and find their children in very awkward situation.

The team disappears on a mission. They go to some alternate dimension, a place where they have to grown up quickly. The Justice League searches for them to no avail and finally it’s time to “bury” their children, and move on. (I’m talking a considerably amount of time has passed, like eight years.) Then, one day they just return. They don’t talk about what happened during those years they were gone, but their families know something happened. Anon!Writer doesn’t have to write out anything horrible, I just want to see major bonding between everyone and them readjusting to their lives.

Teenage boys experience embarrassing erections at the most inappropriate times. The Young Justice boys are no exception. Run with it anon. Run your pervy or not so pervy little heart out. Extra love for writer anon if one time is during training with Black Canary.

I know my friends and I (and maybe you guys too) will sometimes have fake relationships going on, like if we get into a joking argument I'll tell her I want a divorce. (Usually several times, resulting in multiple divorces and no marriages.) Other times we'll talk about how I cheated on her because she didn't satisfy me emotionally, as I want children and she does not, etc. I do this with multiple people. I want the whole YJ team to talk to each other like this (jokingly) and have the JL members catch them. It doesn't even have to be to this level, maybe member A refers to member B as their boy/girlfriend/wife/husband. Maybe they just refer to other team members as "baby" or "dear" whenever their mentor shows up.

From the same arms dealers that brought you environmentally-friendly nukes, the latest in non-lethal chemical weapons: sex pollen!

I don't remember the exact prompt, only that it was Sokka/Zuko sex pollen! DO WANT. There was either a reply or at least five comments promising one.

Four Nations City, home to Fire Corp, Earth National, and Water Inc, as well as the Air Temple ministries

o in Thrymskivida from norse myth, the frost giant Thrym gains possession of Mjolnir and demands Freyja in return (then cross-dressing and hilarity ensues, but I digress...). I want a fic where Thrym demands Loki as a consort. Odin's like "Pppffff, your funeral, man' and poor Loki gets bundled off to Jotunheim. I'd love some cultural relativism here - Thrym expects Loki to be very grateful that he 'saved' him from the Asgardians (because the Jotuns think of them as Those Warmongering Brutes and their own realm as the centre of all culture and learning).

Look. I don't even know if the man wants that kind of relationship. Y'know?

By my power as Captain of this vessel, I declare us wed!

"How was I to know?" Thor demanded. "Surely a 'Justice of the Peace' is meant to sentence evildoers! And why did he not say otherwise, if it was not so?"

After being chased for years for being irreplacable, it was a relief to share himself with someone who kept a man in every port.

Thor loved a good victory.

I'd like the victim tied up, painfully aroused and unable to relieve it, being teased and tormented by their captor. They try to resist it at first, but eventually end up begging for relief. (Whether they get it or not is up to anon)

Spoony/Linkara. Linkara is 16 and their real-world age gap is in place, making Spoony about 22-23. Slightly jaded college grad inducting a (mostly) innocent virgin into a new world of sensual pleasure, with total consent on everyone's part, pleeze.

So Insano likes it when people are a bit rough with him (No outright pain-fetish just a bit of being shoved against a wall and his partner being a bit rough) Spoony finds out. And helps Insano out (if you know what I mean...)

TL; DR, Dr. Insano has his first time taken by SWS!Spoony, tries to hide it, Linkara finds out anyway, and Toppy!Linkara/Shy!Semi-Traumatized!Dr. Insano sex happens.

One of the guys (seriously, anyone is fine. I don't mind if it's one of big three or the more minor boys) gets strapped to a bed with a vibrating buttplug inside them. Whether they get freed or not by someone else is up to you, I just want them really hurting by the end of it.

God knows why I do but I fancy a genderswapped, I-don't-mind-what-happens-as-long-as-its-fun fairytale. Something like Critic as Sleeping Beauty, Linkara as Snow White or Spoony as Cinderella...

after shotgunning weed, usa's short track team decide to play truth or dare. somebody dares jr to makeout with apolo, leading to hot, sweaty, awesome sex. don't worry about everyone else in the room, the rest of the team passed out.

When Stiles goes to college, for some reason, he has to share an apartment with Derek, which sucks, because Derek still hates him the most. They fall in love.

Unresolved Stiles Tension (or Four Times Stiles Asked If Derek Found Him Attractive, and the One Time Derek Actually Answered)

CRAAAAAACK! Potential Valdemar AUs

Girl!Arthur (done amazingly well)

Give me a fandom and I will awkwardly sandwich it into the Hunger Games universe. HP Edition

Author's choice; author's choice; "It was sex pollen, I swear!"

I've seen some great girl!Stiles fic, but I'm really curious to see some girl!Derek fic. Can be gen or Derek/Stiles (and if anon wants to make Stiles a girl, too, I wouldn't complain...)

Prompt: Loki is finally captured and sent to Asgard to await his judgement. Since Thor cannot leave Earth -invoke reason x- all the Avengers go to Asgard to make sure Loki doesn't escape. They think Loki is going to end in some Asgardian version of a cell but instead Odin decides on some horrible punishment -fastening a venomous snake over Loki's face, sealing Loki's lips shut, etc- and they are horrified. Tony refuses to let Loki go and basically yells at Odin for being the worst possible father. Cue Loki being confused about why they would defend him and the Avengers realizing how fucked up his childhood might have been.

Prompt: Based on this: http://cap-ironman.tumblr.com/post/11963945223/ironfries-because-ill-always-love-you Steve Rogers finds (in the mansion or in the tower) some old robot that Tony built when he was a child. The robot says things like: "I love you" and gives little hugs. And then angsty (or not) fluff ending. It can be slash or gen.

Tony isn’t paying a whole lot of attention when Barton appears in his lab.

PROMPT: I just really want to see a His Dark Materials inspired fic where Tony and only Tony can see people's daemons. So, every human has one, but are completely unaware of their existence. And Tony's always been able to see them. When he was a kid it was written off as having a lot of imaginary pets/friends, but he never grew out of seeing them. And maybe he wrote it off as being partially cracked for a while, but Tony's still a scientist at heart and he's figured out how all these not-quite real animals relate to the people they follow, and uses that information to his advantage. All the time. Mostly to pick out the quickest and easiest way to piss someone off enough that they leave him alone. So, maybe Tony's kind of a spazzy genius trope because he's paying more attention to the daemons than the people in his life. And that's been fine for ages because he doesn't have to deal with a lot of people up close and personal, but now that he's an Avenger, that's changing. I have no preferences for everyone's daemons, but I do imagine Nick Fury's to be the world's most intimidating Great Horned Owl. Also, Thor does not have a daemon, which freaks Tony out to the extreme.

PROMPT: I think part of the reason anyone under Loki's control, Clint especially, looked so exhausted is because they were not allowed to sleep. Natasha told Clint it would take time for him to level out but even a couple of months after he hasn't. He hasn't been able to sleep and the rest of the team is starting to notice.

PROMPT: Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed. Really. He'd planned on setting cities ablaze, smashing buildings, pillaging, all of that good stuff. Too bad he hadn't planned on the place being so FUN. Destroying City Hall? Maybe if he can squeeze it in between ikebana and his Thai cooking classes. Oh, he tries for the whole supervillain thing, but is it really his fault that he really likes going to yoga and hair products that don't require massive amounts of oils that leave him feeling greasy? Is it really his fault that manicures are so damn RELAXING and that those little Asian ladies in the salon are so charmingly adorable? Besides, his therapist says that all the rage is unhealthy. TL;DR Loki gets a therapist and finds Earth hobbies that he enjoys in between bothering his brother and his friends. SUPER BONUS: The Avengers get a petition pleading from the nail salon and his therapist and various instructors for them to please not kill him because he's a considerate customer and is actually a very nice young man.

PROMPT: Game of Thrones inspired prompt! *Spoilers for those who haven't seen the series* Loki as Daenerys and Thor as Drogo. I don't know... Loki is given to Thor by Laufey or his greedy brother's in order to gain Asgard's alliance or as a ploy and Loki's all angst and unhappy about it since he's nothing more then a thing to be sold and Thor's kind of a boar upon first impression. Thor turns out to be a great and protective husband though and Loki gains confidence and becomes a great and beloved and powerful leader in Asgard. Except there's like a way happier ending for our couple. The fic continues here: http://norsekink.livejournal.com/3938.html?thread=14596194#t14596194

Darcy, Bruce, gen (first day at Stark Tower)

What it says on the tin.

It was Captain America. Captain. Freaking. America.

Phil takes three steps forward in 2012, trips, and tumbles to his hands and knees in 1969.

Prompt: Steve thinks that he should have died all those years ago, so he gets reckless: going off to fight the bad guys on his own without back-up. Eventually, Steve gets really injured due to his dare-devil antics and the team turns to Tony to reason with Steve. Subsequently, Tony gives Steve the best pep talk of his entire life, if by pep talk you mean blow job. And then, casually, as Tony leaves, he turns and goes, "Cut this 'I wanna die' bullshit. It's not a good look for you." AND STEVE DOES.

Phil shouldn’t let it get to him, except that it does.

The Avengers have kind of gotten into the habit of falling asleep or winding down all huddled and pressed against each other, after defeating a tough villian, Clint and Tasha coming back from a solo mission, one of them has nightmares, etc. They've actually got to the point they don't even bother about it and it's almost automatic. Then they end up having to take on a supervillian in the middle of nowhere, and when they're done they're on the Hellcarrier, with it's tiny claustrophic rooms; and even any of Tony's international mansions are a long way off. Cue to them getting really annoyed, twitchy, snappy, about the whole thing. Bruce might even end up Hulking out again, and having to be contained. Then they all go fuck it, Nat, and Clint steal as many pillows and blankets they can get, Tony overrides the containment unit settings to get Bruce out, and they all just find some place to set up and curl up. Bonus for Steve and Thor, who are normally the easiest to get along with, glare and threaten bodily harm to any of the SHIELD members who try to even enter the area. The internet if they forgo everything, break into Hulk's containment unit, because hey it is big and comfy enough, and just use him as a body pillow to curl up on, with the Hulk not even minding. I just want a post battle big superhero cuddle pile, okay. Because even heroes need their hug time.

How to build a database to get the right person or people for every kinky contingency. One such task is suggested; readers are encouraged to submit more.

Terezi tells Dave and Karkat she's getting them matching red collars. When she's not around, they have a mini argument/fight about what this means, and which of them gave her the impression they wanted to be collared/owned. (they both argue that it was the other one) obviously they are in denial, they both want it, and terezi is really good at figuring things out. also this can end however but preferably with a sexy collaring scene. smut optional

Karkat can feel the press of John’s arousal against one of his arms. His fingers twitch and reach helplessly, but his limbs are pushed as far as they can go. John chuckles against his shoulder, aware of Karkat’s efforts, and noses against the troll’s ear, warm breaths ghosting against sensitive flesh. “You’re so, well, eager like this, Karkat!”