Insane Journal account

"You," she says easily, "strike me as a man in need of a blowjob."

For all his experience and education, Bob thinks he could have been a little better prepared before joining a band, particularly this band. For example, he really would have liked a seminar on how to tell the difference between a metaphor and making idle conversation.

He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.

When Bob glances up from the board, there's someone standing next to him. He twitches, startled, and lifts his hands up automatically so they don't jar any of his levels. "Do you need something?" he half-shouts, leaning in so the guy can hear him.

High School AU based on the "I'm Not OK" video

“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out. “Oh, well,” said Brian into his hands. “Of course.”

A week in Joe's life: badly edited videos set to Barry White, dying mermaids, Star Wars, far more ABBA than you might expect, and Pete.

Later, Patrick would wish that he'd been listening to the start of the conversation.

"We had a barbecue on the 4th of July, bought as many inflatable cactuses as we could find, and watched Grizzly Man. When I moved out I left a hell of a mess. Sorry Bob. Neat freak. Memories." -Patrick Stump

Wherein Bob is a marshmallow (although not literally), Spencer is the prettiest, and Jon has secret manpain.

The MCR crew all signed up for drama club this season (dares, lack of anything else to do, and one that is the drama king. Literally.) The play however, is what shocks them. Wicked. What happens with five guys and only two main characters that aren't girls?

Five stories of the students of Harvey Milk High

College AU in which the My Chemical Romance members end up with a baby?

Producer Pete Wentz and Decaydance Pictures Presents the New Reality TV Show Project Duckling!

Yeah, so Bob was hot and Frankie really really wanted to prove Pete wrong about the whole unattainable thing

Mikey and Frank meet by accident when Frank's girlfriend sends him to the local sex shop to find something that will "spice up their relationship". What he finds is one Mr. Mikeyway behind the counter, looking like pretty much everything Frank never knew he always wanted.

he smutty happenings I promised to write for my Kitty story

Bob was the first one to notice that they were real, the ears I mean, the one’s sticking up from slits in my knit cap.

Two men. Two worlds. One city.

Just a simple love story.

Hi. This is part one of the long-promised MCR/FOB/P!@tD/William Beckett Regency AU. There isn't much else to say, except I'm going to go ahead and warn you that Mikey and Gerard are girls. Other than that, and the Regency thing, and the fact that they're the daughters of a wealthy Lord, it's exactly like usual. (To say nothing of the stablehands.)

Mikey looks in a mirror.

WentzWang is the world’s foremost producer of bisexual porn.

He puts an ad out on New York Craigslist (so he doesn't run into anyone from any scene) in the Strictly Platonic section. He sets up a new email account, one that starts MusicalGenius. He wants a pen pal. He gets a lot of creepy responses, and one he really likes.

Jamia died in May, so in two months it would be three years. Xavier was born in March, so today he was turning six.

"Once Gerard takes up reading fantasy novels out loud in his bunk, there is no longer quiet on the bus. Ever. But the thing is, he gets really into it. He starts doing different character voices and makes it dramatic, and the others have just started to go with it. Ray kind of likes listening to it, because it gets him in a creative mood, Bob listens to it to take a break, and Frank is running around anyway."

Part I of the Atypical Anatomy universe. Futurefic Sci-Fi First Time Boarding School fic, oh my.

Frank is a spoiled kid who's pissed about his dog dying, even if she was a football, and Gerard's quite possibly the best 16th birthday present in the history of ever.

General crack inspired by a comment beteween [info]apetslife and [info]wax_jism in a Mikey Way birthday picspam, once again teaching that inspiration can be found pretty much anywhere. I went off Addams Family Values and tried for the best grown-up Wednesday I could [see previous entry for more]. Writing the boys is still a work in progress, as always.

They asked for Girl!Gerard/Patrick, geek bonding. I hope I didn't stray too far from that. It was my first attempt at genderbending. Eep.

Step 1: Watch the music video for "A Little Less Sixteen Candles..." Step 2: Listen to "Vampires Will Never Hurt You". Step 3: Mix liberally.

Ray didn't ever lie to his band. Not telling them he was a werewolf technically wasn't a lie. Besides, having a werewolf in a rock band is hardly a big deal.

Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he'll need some friends to help him out.

It's all Pete Wentz's fault, the matching t-shirts.

Gerard stared. Frank bounced, grinning. "Do you even know anything about it? I mean, have you ever actually--" Frank's hands flew into the air. "Science project! That's the whole point! Learning something!"

Bob. Frank. Worm. and entirely too many puppies.

"You know who else kiss each other all the time, Frank? People who are dating."