Fred and George open their joke shop but with another shop underground, a sex toyshop.

Ron walked back into the room, carrying a basket filled with ripe, glistening fruits, quite different from Mrs. Weasley's biscuits and candies. "There's even a note. 'I do hope we can put all this behind us. -- V'"

26 letters of the alphabet, 26 different kinks, 26 different pairings. 1 Voyeuristic Game Master and his pet.

Pete Wentz is a crazy, hyper-active little shit.

“You have no idea what you’re doing, okay?” Ryan says in exasperation, blowing out a huffy breath. “I’m just saying. I think…I might know a guy.”

An accident appears to change virtually everything for Harry and Draco, but then, it really changes nothing at all.

Inspired by the "Desolation Row" video. Basically my first thought (once I was able to THINK again, that is) after watching it was...'there needs to be fic where Bob is in handcuffs and blows the other four guys in turn.' So then I told everybody (because I *am* that stupid) that I was gonna write it blah blah so I would have no choice BUT to write it. That's the only way I get things done, it seems.

Abby met Spike in a chatroom she didn't intend to meet him but circumstances force her hand. She won't regret it. Spike/Abby, Angel/Tony *BDSM* (male dom), het and (currently non-graphic) slash (if the pairings didn't make that obvious).

Harry has found a way to temporarily quiet the babble. *BDSM* Written for Kink Bingo on LJ.

A new prophecy sends Anita Blake and crew to Sunnydale

In trying to improve Arthur's chances of surviving a near-impossible match, Merlin magicks certain, uh, "special abilities" into Arthur's armour. Since Merlin himself has the mad hots for Arthur, the sentience he imbues on the armour does, too...

Written for the big Bottom!Jon Meme. "It was different with Tom and Mike."

He doesn't know how to tell them that he doesn't want to be one of the men, standing and jeering -- he wants to take the place of the girl, quietly kneeling, eyes closed and face upraised.

Spencer is strong enough now to hold both of Ryan’s wrists down with just one hand.

If this is like a thing you two do.

The first time Jim has a sexual fantasy about Bones is when he sees him with his shirt off for the first time.

response to the Star Trek XI Kink Meme that got away from me. Original prompt: Kirk/Spock/Uhura - bondage, with Spock being the one restrained. Bonus if Spock has to watch Kirk/Uhura first.

Kirk/Spock/Uhura. Kirk has a nasty but pretty mouth. Spock and Uhura decide to put it to better use. Bonus points for pegging. Or double penetration involving pegging and actual cock.

Kirk/Spock. In order to conduct trade negotiations, Spock has to pretend to be Kirk's submissive (while they're being spied upon in their rooms).

a crumbling of preconceptions

Adam never thought he would be out-dommed by a tiny blond Christian girl. Katy finds out about Kris and Adam, and reacts.

Severus knows something strange is happening and he thinks there is a new Dark Lord, but things are stranger than he could ever have imagined.

Four members of the Black family who come out and one who doesn’t.

How it started was simple enough. Sorta. It was Tomo's fault.

Spencer had. Spencer had totally thought this far ahead. Spencer had never in a million fucking years expected that Brendon would want both -- would want what Spencer gave him and would want the girl. Spencer figured that, if it ever came down to it, Brendon would go for the girl with both hands and leave Spencer fucking alone and lonely, with nothing and no one except Brendon's dog and Brendon's house in L.A. and Brendon working shoulder to shoulder with him every day on keeping their fucking band together with spit and fish tacos and the goddamn song Brendon's been writing for three years with the fucking Rimsey-Korsakov descending major thirds in the bridge.

"Okay, that," he says carefully, "you weren’t supposed to see."

Slash,AU,Dom/Sub: Severus and Lily’s secret love produced two children. One boy was given up for adoption, one was made to seem like the child of the clueless James Potter. Will the boys find each other? Can they survive their abusers and win a magic war?

How had he managed to get this far in life without realizing exactly what it was that turned him on?

Gifts should never be questioned, especially when Sasha Fierce is playing along.

So, she's been working on the whole attitude thing for about eight months now and it still doesn't work for her. The sequel to Here There Be Dragons.

"Do you have any idea what this means?" "Ummm...no?" Puck took pity on Finn's apparent lack of a working brain this early in the morning. "Kurt.....is fucking around....on both of us."

This is from the kinkmeme with the prompt 'Kris watches gay porn for the first time and gets really turned on. Adam walks in on him.'

A small, unsolved case has Auror Harry Potter annoyed. His persistence pays off, and the answer reveals what his favourite DADA professor, Remus Lupin, meant by "the Animagus transformation can go horribly wrong".

For reasons unknown to most, Draco Malfoy came to Hogwarts soon after the battle and for five years had never left its premises. Auror Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts to deal with his psychological daemons, but soon realises Professor Draco Malfoy has his own magical and physical daemons to deal with. However, much to Harry's surprise, Draco is coping well with help from the person Harry aspires to be.

Harry thinks his life has been planned out, but the night he comes of age changes everything. Now there are decisions to be made and a path to be chosen, and the choices before him will change the lives of everyone he knows. But when destiny calls, Harry finds himself ready to listen. This is an epic story of the love between Harry and Draco. Join them as they journey through their life together, through the good times and the bad, facing obstacles both external and internal, and see how they come to be who they were meant to be. (This story was written after HBP.) 'Summary by ravenqueen55'

Futurefic in which Bob and Brian have a long-term, committed relationship (with lots of smoking-hot BSDM play), and occasionally find a third. This starts out light and sweet and funny, full of banter and utterly adorable (Bob + Way baby = insane levels of cute), and slides right into something incredibly, intensely, amazingly hot. Lovely voices, nice little details, impressively realistic BDSM... Gorgeous.

The thing about McGee is...well, the thing about McGee is that he started out as marshmallow and somewhere along the way turned into steel.

Adam laughs again. "The Jamie Hyneman management philosophy." He does a silly voice. "Corporal punishment in the workplace - it works!"

Scoobies who don't understand Xander and Spike's new relationship, a big bad trying to end the world, and a missing lover all conspire to keep life from being boring... or easy

The whip in Philadelphia is the absolute last straw. sequel to Bingo

When Xander seems to be losing his way, Willow gives him a mission: to study the only known Sentinel. Xander may just learn about more than Sentinels while in Cascade. No Partner Betrayal! Jim/Blair (Sentinel), Blair/Xander, Xander/Spike

John, Rodney and a room full of...things.

Merlin has two pretty toys to play with.

Spock harbors a secret fantasy of bottoming for the toppiest top in Topsville. Kirk makes all his wildest dreams come true.

"Don’t bore me with the petty details. Just tell me what sort of masks we’ll all be wearing while we rob this bank. I hope it’s not dead U.S. presidents. That’s so overdone.”

Patrick loves the tentacle beds. Bob is not so sure.

Adam opens Down The Rabbit Hole when he's twenty-six. It's sort of a last-ditch attempt to do something with his life and when Patricia, the sweetest lesbian around, had told him she was selling her bar (which was literally an underground bar, totally awesome), he'd pounced on the opportunity.

Inspired by TFLN. (440): "I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."