Tony is trying very hard to be the perfect boyfriend. Maybe too hard. But that's okay because Pepper has a simple solution to get Tony to relax and nurture his other relationships too. "Hello, Captain. What can I do for you?" "It's about Tony," he says immediately, his soldier's efficiency not allowing for any dallying. "We - the Avengers, that is - have some concerns."

One day Steve was going to figure out how Tony kept talking him into these things, he really was.

Tony isn't so much introducing Steve to twenty-first century sex as enabling him. Steve already knows what he wants.

"Oh god," Pepper says. "Are you kidding me?"