How to build a database to get the right person or people for every kinky contingency. One such task is suggested; readers are encouraged to submit more.

It’s not like he lives his entire life with his bottom half a writhing mass of tentacles instead of legs, but about every ten days he has to spend at least eight hours soaking in a tub of water.

Tony Stark is all about the advancement of science, but...he probably should have clued Steve in a little sooner. Steve just thinks it's a bad idea to volunteer for anything that involves Reed Richards.

It's three hours before JARVIS tells Steve that Tony is ready.

If there is one thing that dating Tony has taught Steve, it's that sometimes you have to go with the flow.

Clint has unusual fantasies; Tony has unusual abilities. This works out in everyone's favor. (Alternately: "Consentacles!")

Steve's not sure where he is, or how he got there, or why there's a tentacle there, but at least he's having fun.

My MCU fanart. And to challenge myself, I'm writing a ficlet to go with every single piece.

Tentacle Gods: do not mix with Hydra.

While the Asset is in the middle of an experimentation session with the Chem Sci department, an emergency happens in another lab. One of the other experimental creatures escaped its containment cell and the Asset is ordered to go take care of it. He's hosed off, plugged up, geared up, and sent upstairs post-haste to deal with the problem. Unfortunately, the Asset is still flush with drugs that make him incredibly aroused. When the escaped creature notices, he takes an interest. Much to the Asset's delight.