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The Way I (Fuck) Should Be Famous
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/699311] - - public:opalsong
Kaner apparently starred in a porno at some point in his life. Jonny becomes very, very invested in watching it. Repeatedly.
Mass Hysteria
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/4220145?view_adult=true] - - public:opalsong
2014: Ice Bucket Challenge. 2015: Wax Off Heart Disease. 2016: mass hysteria.
pictures of lily
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/7471302] - - public:opalsong
Marcus’s replacement comes with a mess of blonde curls, big baby blues, soft pink lips, and a spot of acne. He also looks like he’s two years shy from graduating high school. Sharpy says, “He’s eighteen.” Jonny gives him a look. “I checked his birth certificate myself.” Jonny rolls his eyes. “He wrote ‘aggressively bisexual’ in the preferences section of his application.”