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[http://archiveofourown.org/works/420689] - - public:opalsong
"Yes, Kaner," Sharpy's saying as Jonny sits down next to them with a beer. "It would indeed be gay to measure your teammates' dicks to find out whose is biggest."
dammit, put the condom on the banana
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/568297] - - public:opalsong
"Penis doodles are encouraged on all homework. Awful innuendos are allowed. Extra credit if you can get me to laugh at them. And don't hit on me unless you're legal, 'cause I got crazy shit for that last time." (or, what Patrick Kane would be like as a sex ed instructor)
How To Grow The Perfect Playoff Beard In One Simple Chomp
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/569005] - - public:opalsong
"Does it change you, being turned?" Patrick asks. "I mean, obviously the physical stuff, but does it change who you are?" Erica takes off her helmet, then leans forward to rest her elbows on her knees. "It depends on how much the physical stuff makes you who you are, I guess."
