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KARKAT VANTAS'S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/341890] - - public:opalsong
IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT INTERSPECIES RELATIONS ARE RAPIDLY DEVOLVING INTO SLOPPY MAKEOUTS THAT THREATEN TO BECOME DISGUSTINGLY MORE INTIMATE. IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP YOU IDIOTS FROM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER WEIRD XENOBIOLOGY AND EMBARRASSING EVERYONE IN THE WORST WAYS POSSIBLE, I HAVE COMPILED THIS GUIDE, WHICH SHOULD BE SHORT ENOUGH THAT EVEN THOSE OF YOU WITH THE ATTENTION SPANS OF SMALL INSECTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ IT ALL IN ONE SITTING.
Mala Suledin Nadas
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3114221] - - public:opalsong
Now you must endure. Drabbles of the Inquisitor and those who follow.
Some Translation Required
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/9127483] - - public:opalsong
Spock was able, at any given moment, to understand at least 50% of whatever it was Montgomery Scott was doing at any given moment.