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When Oatmeal Texts Granola
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/544772] - - public:opalsong
Love advice with Canadians: the clueless leading the clueless who is in love with clueless.
The Hockey Gods (Must Be Crazy)
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/655424#main] - - public:opalsong
In which Sidney Crosby goes for a walk one day, and somehow most of the NHL ends up worshipping a defaced Winnipegian brick. It's all Jonny Toews' fault.
#hockeyporn
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/807564] - - public:opalsong
Kane blows past Toews' D and circles around, looking for an opening... and he finds one, taking a hard slapper, and Toews gets a piece of that.
Slip of the Tongue
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/17024466] - - public:opalsong
“Wait, so you’ve all tried it?” Jonny asks.