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A Snake In the Grass, a Wolf At the Door
Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor.
Boldly Go
For a prompt on my Tumblr: TOS!Sannin. Tsunade McCoy the grumpy, compassionate alcoholic with a heart of gold, Jiraiya Kirk the cocky and intelligent leader and womaniser, and finally, S'chan T'gai Orochimaru, the 'non-emotional' genius scientist with a not-so-hidden soft, gooey emotional centre.
I'm Flexible
It’s not his proudest moment, but Sakumo takes one look at the newest occupant of the gym and walks into a wall.
a thousand miles up and we're about to get higher
There's a man hiding in the eaves of his porch. Sakumo blinks, tips his head, but the image doesn’t change. A shinobi in a Konoha uniform has somehow managed to stuff himself into the corner of the roof, entirely out of sight from practically everywhere except the spot Sakumo is currently standing. "Can I help you?" he asks bemusedly.
light the fuse on the dynamite
"Oh, fuck me," is the first thing Izuna says upon opening his eyes.
the devil tips his hat to me
If this airship lasts through one more round of Fire Country, it will be a miracle, Orochimaru thinks.
Superhero!AU
Aka everyone is a superhero or a sidekick or a damsel in distress in true comic style. Includes terrible hero names, almost everyone wearing spandex (Sakumo why must you be sensible and break the mold you nerd), ridiculousness, secret identity fails, and all of my favorite crack pairings. I would be sorry, but that would require a sense of shame and I misplaced mine long ago.
The Triumph of Time
The first person Kakashi meets when he staggers out of the house, covered in blood, is Uchiha Obito.
with friends like these
If she isn’t utterly mistaken, there's a flush rising in Orochimaru’s pale cheeks, one she only ever used to see when Jiraiya was being especially handsy during their genin days. It’s been a long time since Orochimaru got over that particular crush, and Tsunade stares at him now, at the averted eyes and rising color and aggrieved slant to his mouth, and feels glee bubbling up inside of her. “Really?” she says, delighted. “Who?”
The Scheming Hearts Club
For a prompt on my Tumblr: Playboy!Orochimaru who ends up with Single Dad!Sakumo in the end. No understands what happened.
so the days float through my eyes
Orochimaru, Mito has come to realize, has a good many of the qualities that made her brother-in-law so fearsome, and she’s glad for it.
walk, walk, fashion baby
Sakumo loses a bet and has to cover the fashion beat for a week. It's not nearly the trial he expected it to be.
