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a fucking space opera (or Six Characters Who Didn't Board the USS Enterprise)
"His life's a fucking space opera. And not even the erotic type that airs on New HBO. No, it's the animated comic type where the captain goes splat against the wall every episode and the pointy-eared bastard quirks his pointy eyebrow and steps on the captain's flattened remains."
I Put a Spell On You
Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors, oh my. (Or, Tobirama has a date. He will probably live to regret it.) Prequel to It’s Witchcraft.
The Ministry of Magic vs. The Magical Meastros
concept: willy wonka and harry potter take place in the same universe the ministry of magic haaaates Willy Wonka
Nature's Revenge
Obito turns himself into the Whomping Willow. It goes great, right up until people start making a nuisance of themselves under his roots.
you're as sharp as a knife and you fit like a glove
Sirius Black grabs his godson and flees to Italy after Godric's Hollow. Landing in the middle of organized crime, curses, and malevolent ghosts was most definitely not part of the plan, but there might be a few perks.
