This was written as a meme response to the prompt “Sokka and Zuko spend the entire fic arguing about what kind of sex is socially acceptable for them to have”.

In which Sokka muses, Jit Sang has a very sharp knife, Hakoda braids his beard and mediates, Aang shaves expertly, Zuko rejoins the Ponytail Club, and Haru nearly cries, to the amusement of all. Post Boiling Rock. Fluffity!

From the other end of the ship, panting as though he has run from the depths of his workshop, Usopp is the next to let out a scream: “Why is there a SHARK ON THE DECK!?”

In which Zuko’s advisors won’t stop harassing him about suitable candidates for Fire Lady, and Zuko’s friends hatch an ingenious plan: pretend courtships.

This mission isn't going anywhere close to plan, and Mace is never again trusting Obi-Wan when he says it will.